🐦⬛ OPIUM boyfriend headcanons
★ Congratulations! You're dating THE Czar of the Votum Cathedria! ♪ 🐦⬛
cw: mention of violence, morbid descriptions, sufrocision, slightly suggestive stuff if you squint
!! Character belongs to DASU from her novel, STELLAR PARADIGM !!
What's it like dating him?
Having the Czar as your partner isn't so hard... Just shut up, listen, and obey. Stay loyal, and all will be well.
He's not so subtle with his affection, only keeping his hands to himself in public. Being affectionate in front of his subordinates? He'd rather be struck down wtf are u on if u think he's up for pda in front of these braindead worms
Yeah, no PDA. But affection behind closed doors? Definitely!!
If he has time after a long day of ordering around those morons who can't think for themselves, scolding them, and having to end up doing what they were supposed to— he'll probably head straight to his chambers, right where he keeps you, and hugs you so tight you might get a fracture or suffocate...
His chambers? Where he keeps you? Yeah! You think you're allowed to walk around out there? With all those weirdos around?? No.
You can only go out when it's not too busy. He has to be right next to you too.
He's definitely super protective, probably possessive too. He's not admitting it, it's obvious anyway. You should've known that already, why bother asking?
He takes note of everything you point at when you're at the market. Oh, you want that? Sure. You want this too? No problem. And this? You sure are getting greedy, huh? But it's fine, you've been good, why not?
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Love language?
Definitely quality time. Probably gift giving too, he's a literal fucking crow dude
Since he's always so busy, showing you love is reduced to spending time in your company. All time with you is quality time.
You definitely wake up to an empty spot next to you, no Opium. But you know what's there? A gift! Sometimes wrapped, sometimes not. It could be that yummy pastry you pointed at the other day, or maybe a feather from his wing.
He definitely expects acts of service from you. What kind of an advisor were you if you weren't useful?
You know what else would be helpful for him? You letting him perform sufrocision on you! Yes, let him put you in a kill-revive cycle and let him feed on your energy like a good lover!
Come on, it's just for a moment. You won't feel it if you don't put your mind to it.
He's only going to cut you open a few times and pull at your organs while you're conscious. He won't rip your artery and watch the blood spray out this time. ♡
He'll even give you a kiss on the back of your hand if you let him cut your throat. Oh, and has he mentioned how he's always wanted to watch you choke on your own blood as it clogs your airways?
It's almost euphoric, the rush he feels as you stop breathing again. He can't help the smile on his face when your heart stops beating in his hands. It makes you wonder what he actually loves, you or your devotion for him? He's taking your admiration for him for all its worth.
You're willingly letting him kill you over and over with no complaints. How could he not be overjoyed? The last one ran away with his tail between his legs, the other couldn't handle it. But you...
You think it's over after 7? No, no, there's more. You're going until the sun rises. He's got to get the most of what he can before heading out.
No matter how many times you cry, shout, or beg him to stop, he'll just have to shut you up with blunt force or another knife plunged into your throat.
Be quiet and let him have this moment. You love him anyway, right? He'll spoil you later. He'd let you nestle into his wing if that's what you want.
he's not even a red or black flag anymore, he's his own danger flag wtf
anw, the lovely czar is done!! 😍 this damn sadist really made me think
notice how i didnt mention any of his feelings for you, only your feelings for him
woah, who said that
requests are wide open 🐦⬛