𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐓 | V! ONE PUNCH MAN! X GN! READER!
⋆.˚ ★- 「 𝒱𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈! 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝒫𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝑀𝒶𝓃 𝓍 𝒢𝒩! 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇」
╰ ➤ || In which [Name], Saitama's roommate, has their reality shatter at the prospect of Saitama being honest about his over-powered punches!
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➛ Vulgar Language...⋆
➛ Mature Themes...⋆
➛ Violence & Harm...⋆
| 𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙾𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙴𝚁 |
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"Are you cooking breakfast today?" Saitama questioned, calmly grasping the watering can from the windowsill.
"You want leftover pizza rolls from last night?" you shot back, reminding him how amazingly horrible your cooking was.
He blankly stared at you in response, noting how you stole one of his hoodies again. "I don't really care, but why do you keep stealing my clothes?"
"Don't change the subject." you crossed your arms.
"Fine, pizza rolls work."
"I'm too lazy to do my laundry." you answered his previous question.
"Figures." he groaned, walking around you to fill the watering can in the sink. "I'mma go water the plants, you reheat those pizza rolls I guess."
And with that, he walked away to water the cactus you bought for sale last year. "He's really watering a damn cactus, what an idiot." you mumbled under your breath.
Did you really feel like digging around in the freezer and heating up cheap food?
You glanced at the microwave dully before turning around, grabbing your phone, keys, and wallet, before flat-out leaving the house to just buy food from the nearest convenience store.
You didn't feel like pizza rolls today.
Back with your not-so-secret-hero-roommate, Saitama...
While in the midst of attempting to slaughter a pesky mosquito, the bald male heard the front door open and close, signaling your leave. That momentarily distracted him, allowing the mosquito to escape. "...GODDAMMIT!!" he seethed.
Soon, he found himself back inside, clicking on the TV to check the news while you were gone.
"The massive outbreak of mosquitoes this year is spreading confusion. I'm an indoor person, but think of the children playing outside." The people on the screen began.
"What's the cause?"
"Today our guest is Mr. Kafetch, an author and mosquito expert."
"Thank you for having me! It is my conclusion that the mosquitoes this year happen to be a new species. So, unfortunately, I cannot say much more-"
"Then get outta here!"
"Wha... Hey... Massive outbreak? Aw man..." Saitama mumbled, scratching his head.
"We interrupt with breaking news!" Saitama felt his stomach sink a little. "A massive swarm of mosquitoes is approaching city Z! Residents are advised to stay indoors! The disaster level is demonic! Attacks have turned livestock into mummies! Contact with the swarm means certain death!"
"City Z.... That's here.... I better close the window- Wait! [Name]! Shit!" Saitama stood up, annoyed by your timing for your sudden outing.
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You simply strolled along the empty streets boredly, a plastic bag with cheap, unhealthy snacks in your hold. "...Huh?" A black swarm then entered your view over several buildings in the distance. "What the fuck?"
Fire then enveloped portions of the swarm in short bursts. It was then that you decided.... Fuck this, and continued on your way home. However, the swarm began rapidly approaching your location, enticing you to speed to a slightly panicked jog.
"No. Hell no! Not today! I'm not in the mood for one of Sai's fantasies to suddenly come to life and murder me!" you snapped, now full on sprinting as you recognized the swarm as bugs. You glanced back, only to see them now much closer. "GAH!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHASING ME OF ALL PEOPLE?!" you shrieked in desperation.
Just as you were about to be enveloped in the cloud of bugs, a cool to the touch arm circled around your waist, pulling you to the side just before half the crowd of mosquitoes caught ablaze.
"Civilian found. You, get out of the area." you were harshly placed on your feet, the footsteps of your savior moving away from you. Looking back, your eyes went wide as your perspective was met with the sight of a literal cyborg. His hair was blonde, his sleeveless shirt revealing his mechanical arm which powered up to release yet another spout of fire. The other looked as if it had been messily torn off, sparks occasionally flying from its dangling wires.
"[Name]!! Goddamnit [Name]!! You need to watch the news sometimes!! [Name]!"
You stood stupidly as rapid footsteps turned the corner from behind you, catching the cyborgs' attention as well. "It's a demon level threat, come out- Oh.... [Name]..." You turned to see Saitama.
"...Sai...?"
"Here, let's go home. Did you pick up breakfast there? Let's go- Uh, what's that cloud???" He looked up to see the swarm of insects that were a mere inch from murdering you moments before.
"Both of you. Evacuate the area. That swarm has a will, if it notices you, it will attack." The cyborg demanded, judging you and your roommate.
"Seriously...?" Saitama drawled, mild horror written over his face as he stepped closer to you for protection. "That sounds dangerous, you should probably get outta here too-"
His words were cut off as the swarm swooped down onto you three, Saitama jolting forward to cover your body with his own. "WhaT THE FU-!!" Your scream was cut off, the air growing hot, flames swallowing everything.
"She talks, so I figured she possessed human intelligence. However, it seems she's just a bug." The cyborg monotonously deduced. "When I noticed her, I confirmed there was no life within a five-hundred meter radius as to avoid holding back-" He abruptly paused his speech, swiveling around to see if you and Saitama remained alive.
"Oh no!! I caught the civilians in the blast!!" he croaked in a panic.
"Whew, you're amazing. What was that? It was cool! Bug zapper." Saitama commented, completely naked as his limbs sat loosely tangled around your body, only the edges of your clothing being slightly singed. You were utterly dumbfounded.
The blonde reeled back in slight shock, his brows furrowed in confusion. He didn't have much time to dwell on it however, as his enemy, a mutant mosquito girl, appeared above all of you; giggling evilly. "I had no more use for them! You idiots! After all..."
She sped forward, suddenly behind the cyborg to land a lethal blow to his torso. "Look how strong I've become!" And before you knew it, the man was being tossed around, ripped apart, and preparing himself to self destruct.
Saitama then stood, interjecting into the fight to slap the mosquito girl in the face.
Your jaw further dropped as she straight up went flying into a building, its structure collapsing. Your body felt weak as it remained kneeled in the middle of the street, Saitama making his way over to you. "Here, my precious roommate, let's get you home and eat breakfast." He hoisted you up into his arms, the plastic bag still looped around your wrist; somehow untouched by the previous bouts of fire.
"....I... What did I just... see?... Huh?" you were at a loss for words as the bald male comfortingly shushed you.
"Wait!" You went stiff as the shout echoed across the street, Saitama stopping in his tracks and looking over his shoulder at the mangled cyborg in question. "I am a lone cyborg fighting for justice! I am called Genos! Tell me your name!!"
"Huh? I'm Saitama..."
"Take me as your disciple!!" He demanded.
"Oh... okay- Wait, what?"
Your perspective of reality crumbled, leaving you stunned, blankly staring off into the sky.
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➛ Saitama is shockingly not a liar. After witnessing him demolish that mosquito woman with a simple wave of his hand, you're both horrified and baffled. You don't know whether to fear him or revel in the fact that you're kind of his friend; possibly granting you the ability to antagonize whom ever you please without fear of being murdered.
| 𝚂𝙴𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 |
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