#optimisticapplicant

[ectobloodsucker]

some people started following you.

this is late but hi i’m john! €:

this is so late i’m sorry.

[ihopethisdoesntmakethenews-blog]

optimisticapplicant, tentaclinician, calculusfucker, and transversetragicomic started following you

im supposed to say something clever here but honestly

well

i kinda dont care

[darkwingscrackedmask-blog]

+5

Dammit, I'm getting really fucking behind. Not that I like doing talking to people anyways, but it can get fucking boring here. So hey, name's Dave. Who're you? 

[yaremanumitter]

[private]

Jake. Change of plans.

I'm coming for you, or rather going in the general direction towards you.

[anarchisticseer]

Jake. How is your adventure coming along? Are you doing well?

[golgothastomb-raider]

timeandturntables

optimisticapplicant

Oh! Good day all!

[conceivedbycancer]

GREETING NUMBER TWO, AS IN FOLLOWING GREETING NUMBER ONE.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T READ GREETING NUMBER ONE (WHICH I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU WOULD ANYWAYS), I'M GOING TO CONDENSE IT A LITTLE FOR YOU. BASICALLY, HERE'S HOW IT WENT:

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME

NO I LIED I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT WHY YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME

YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO REGRET FOLLOWING ME

I'M A LITTLE DEAD USUALLY BUT I'M NOT RIGHT NOW SO??? THAT'S COOL I GUESS

I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY KILL YOUR DASH WITH MY POSTS. IF YOU'RE SURPRISED ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU'RE FOLLOWING A KARKAT I LEGITIMATELY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY TO YOU.

BY THE WAY,  IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH THAT BY SOME STROKE OF HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE, YES! I AM KARKAT VANTAS, THAT'S THE PERSON I AM AND I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T RUB IT IN MY FACE. THANKS.

IF I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO TELL ME.

HEY, WHAT'S UP, THIS IS A GREETING POST AND THIS IS MY GREETING.

[butterflymarked-blog]

+ 8

hi im fluttershy and hha ahha im getting a lot of followers wow  but yes hello who are you and how are you if i may ask