Ilya Rozanov loves April Fools Day but he's like... SUUUUUUPER bad at pranks like Winston from New Girl. It's either something so small like switching Shane's protein power from vanilla to french vanilla and then going "IS PRANK! HA HA! I got you so good Hollander you should see your face!" OR he takes it WAY too far and ends up in an HR meeting and has to make a Notes App apology post. There is no in between. You either get a kick me sign on your back or he somehow manages to wrangle an angry Canadian goose into the Cents locker room and now Troy Barrett needs a tetanus shot and an antibiotic ointment. One time he switched the direction of all the hangers in Shane's closet and giggled maniacally as Shane switched them all back around. To this day, Marley gets a haunted look in his eyes if anyone mentions April Fools and is still legally not allowed to talk about "The Incident"
