asimplestardewfarmer

She/her Lesbian Hispanic Writer I'm a minor don't be weird Mentally it's spooky season Pokémon, Scream, Death Note, Attack on Titan, Phantom Siita, Batfam, Genshin, Minecraft, Mother Mother, The Office, and of course Stardew Valley 🇪🇨🇨🇱🇻🇪

[asimplestardewfarmer]

intro

name: Faith (internet name) if you can think of a nickname based of my username that would be cool though

age: 15 so I sadly can’t drive :(

pronouns: she/her

lesbian and failing at it, I’m a girl kisser who hasn’t kissed a girl

I’m a minor so don’t be weird, seriously I am a MINOR

November scorpio which is basically spooky season

Halloween is my favorite day

fave foods: arepas, icecream, iced tea, la croix, frozen mango, green apples, pasta, pizza, empanadas, bread, etc

fave color: purple

I have green orbs and blonde hair but I dye it so often it could be any color of the rainbow

Fandoms:

movies: scream, interstellar, silence of the lambs, Batman, dc, MCU, studio ghibli, horror movies in general

shows and anime: death note, attack on titan, fmab, saiki k, ouran, the office, community, arcane, the owl house, atla, asoue, bsd, spop, and plenty of others

music: mother mother, MARINA, Mitski, phantom siita, Billie Eilish, sophie marie b, the Stardew soundtrack, queen, beetles, bowie, Penelope Scott, musicals featuring but not limited to, les mis, Hamilton, heathers, hadestown, epic, and wicked

games: Stardew Valley, Pokémon, Genshin, Mario, Zelda, animal crossing, the sims four, Minecraft, life is strange and before the storm (but none of the other games from the series), and did I mention Stardew

misc: Sanrio, hunger games, batfam

DNI:

I’m gonna try and keep this short for now just no bigots or creeps

anyways back to fun stuff

Moots:

I’ll add anyone who wants to be added so just tell me :)

So this is still under work but yeah I hope this is cool

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[asimplestardewfarmer]

happy moonday Monday today everyone

(ignore there’s only a minute left in the day)

[memories]

The day I started posting about #lesbian was the best day of my life.

[someoneelsepx]

Idk who needs to hear this but Dead Dove: Do Not Eat is NOT a universal trigger warning, it means "heed the tags because what you see is what you get." You still need to tag your shit

[asimplestardewfarmer]

People are seriously starting to forget what dead dove means

[someoneelsepx]

Idk who needs to hear this but Dead Dove: Do Not Eat is NOT a universal trigger warning, it means "heed the tags because what you see is what you get." You still need to tag your shit

[chipper-smol]

A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

[chipper-smol]

✨✨✨ ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ ✨✨✨

[dragons-locator]

DRAGONS LOCATED

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[mildateo]

@severevoiddragon

[rainyydoves]

@pepperscorn

[asimplestardewfarmer]

Queuing this for a random date where I’ll probably have forgotten I queued it.

:)

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[asimplestardewfarmer]

was playing pokemon violet cause bored, and I almost had a heart attack because there is an npc that has “hey do you know” above his head before you fight him and I misread that as the copypastas beginning, unfortunate

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[asimplestardewfarmer]

Life hack have multiple voices in your head that way you have people to talk to when you’re alone and are therefore never lonely

[asimplestardewfarmer]

fuck I just want to kiss girls

[asimplestardewfarmer]

I’m so fucking gay because women are so fucking hot

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[asimplestardewfarmer]

Rip in JD you would have loved free slurpee day

[asimplestardewfarmer]

lol imagine dying on free slurpee day

loser