it's only time

and when the bitches come for you, let that bullshit be water off a mother fucking duck's back.

[thanosthedadtitan]

Never feel bad about blocking someone on any social media. There's enough bullshit going on. And feeding the trolls is not your job. Block em.

[gaygoatshane]

ilya: i like trouble

the trouble:

[handsywoman]

👀

[aslongasitsblack]

[jcams88]

I thought I was in the Hudson tag but I was actually in the h*dcon tag and omfg it’s TERRIFYING over there

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams on Instagram | July 22, 2026

[jcams88]

All I’ll say is Huddy when the time comes you better put an offensively large rock on her finger…

[depsidase]

[hudshanes]

his bottom eyes were too powerful they had to nerf them with contact lenses

[kaijuerotica]

the chasm between who Irina actually was and who Irina was to Ilya is massive and cavernous and such a fun place to play in if you're a sicko freak who likes to hurt your own feelings

[jcams88]

Sometimes I think about whether Irina would have accepted who Ilya was and actually loved him being with Shane or if Ilya projects that on to her because she’s not around to say otherwise…

[mostlyinthemorning]

Noah Reid in Yaga (x)

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

‘Yaga’ first look via Entertainment Weekly (all photos)

[jcams88]

Is everyone ready to clock in to their shift at the Blocking Parasocial Weirdos Factory after that photo dump because I know I am 👆

[penandinkprincess]

A slight pivot from birds, but im picturing Yuna and David combating the empty nest syndrome (like 6 years into Shane's career so everything's little calmer) by getting Really Big Dogs. Like Ilya opens the door and there's like 5 rhodesian ridgebacks staring at him and wanting to inspect him. And Ilya loves dogs but these guys are a little intimidating and then of course Miko the fuckin bird marches through their legs and Ilya is just Bro what the Fuck, and thereafter the hollanders house is called the Menagerie. When they get scruffy rescue Anya Ilya is a bit nervous to introduce her to the pack but she has these big lion dogs wrapped around her paw in no time.

the double whammy of Giant Fucking Dogs all looking at him and then a parrot strutting her way through is KILLING ME

man is trying to be a good and present and supportive new boyfriend, but GOD the odds are stacked against him rn

the wildest thing is happening in front of him and he can't even ASK ABOUT IT

[penandinkprincess]

the dogs are pretty polite in general, but yuna is ABSOLUTELY the ultimate authority. she is the only one powerful enough to overcome zeke's cheese madness.

which leads to the EXTREMELY funny scenario of big ass hockey player ilya getting his ass beat tf up by this massive dog because he made the fatal mistake of bringing shredded cheese into the house until yuna leans in and snatches the bag away, which makes zeke immediately sit and wait

meanwhile ilya is just

w-what just happened

[penandinkprincess]

her name is clara, and she is convinced she is a lapdog

the fact that when she sits on someone they disappear behind how big she is simply NOT her problem

[jcams88]

I’m sorry WHAT

[jcams88]

I just saw that video from the GQ shoot where Connor said Hudson is 10 pounds lighter than him “in the bad way” and Connie Baby we may need to revisit this statement this upcoming season

[penandinkprincess]

it's important to me that shane can't keep house plants alive for SHIT.

his apartment is death row when it comes to plants.

he read years ago about plants being good for mental wellness and air quality, and he wants that!! that sounds like a great way to optimize a house!! plants!! cleaning the air and also doing *something* for mental health that he can't quite recall but fully believes.

AND YET.

he has read blogs. he has picked out easy care plants. he has bought special fertilizers and watering devices. he even bought a fucking grow light. he has ticked ALL the fucking boxes!! by ALL metrics!! he should be so good at Having House Plants!!

and motherfucking YET!!!

[penandinkprincess]

counterpoint: he bought the ones with "easy house plant!" tags and is then too embarassed at easy plants beating him so he just has to try again so no one will know his shame