#or dance

[herenya-writes]

crashing out about pride and my social anxiety

[jazzzthecatz]

STORY TIME!

Whe I was in like 1st grade, us kids would play pretend at recess, like any other kids did. One time, the "boss'" As they liked to call themselves, decided today we were not playing horses (idk what to tell you, we probably all needed help)

No, today we were playing mythical creatures. Take a guess who ended up as vampire.

Me, I did.

Why you may ask?

Because my "fangs" are sharp, and I was pale as a ghost.

Everybody else got to be werewolfs, and be against me (because for some reason thats just how that was) and these kids got on all four, and started galloping at me, looking like a god damn skinwalker, their "handler" running being screaming "PRINCESS DOESN’T BITE, SHE’S JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU!"

No fucking wonder I ran crying, I feared for my life Lucas T^T

[a-bat-called-ash]

shame is overrated, go strum an air guitar to a song no one else can hear

[orphicdusk]

Something something, Audrey Hepburn, something something, Harry Houdini, something something. Trust me.

[eddis-not-eeddis]

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[ace-dodo]

I think I did well (I was uncontrollably shaking and almost threw up)

[stork-balance]

enough time has passed for society to realise that she by harry styles deserves to be storyboarded