List of impossible things I want to do:
1. Do that Ponyo scene where she’s running on the huge water fish
2. Punch Tom cruise in the face
3. Punch a President in the face
4. Punch any European nobility in the face
5. Eat a glob of lava like it’s honey
7. Float around and be ethereal as a ghost but be able to eat food but not starve
8. Eat 5 billion breakfast sandwiches in quick order
9. Eat 10 billion servings of tortellini
10. Eat 15 billion servings of that Ichiban Japanese restaurant food
12. Punch a president in the face again. It wasn’t satisfying enough the first time. I’m good now
13. Sleep for 1 trillion years and wake up exactly when I fell asleep
14. do the cool martial arts without any training whatsoever
15. Sleep in like those extremely expensive beds
17. Be able to fall asleep in an instant
18. Not have intrusive thoughts
19. Not be stuck up late at night watching a mental compilation of all my worst moments as a human being