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𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫… 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐬?

note: ...because nothing says regal and imposing like a pair of leather pants you've stitched for your dear Primarch. thank you, anon, for inspiring me to write this impromptu list.

Lion El'Jonson - He didn't even ask for you. The Dark Angels did. Luther has to talk him into having you around because surely there should be more to his wardrobe than his armor. Of course, precious resources are wasted because he barely, if ever, wears the clothes you so painstakingly made for him. Figures.

Who's that, now?

Fulgrim - Is too busy arguing with you because he likes his clothes stitched a certain way, thank you very much. Also likes when they emphasize certain... assets. He's a fucking diva but at least you know you're a damn good seamster what with the way he keeps you booked and busy. Would much rather wear a leather bodysuit than simple pants. Sure thing, Fulgrim.

Perturabo - It's amazing that you're still alive and kicking 'cause the bastard is NEVER satisfied. EVER. He's not one for embellishment when it comes to his wardrobe so it's as simple as it gets but he finds imperfections in even the simplest things. It's not your fault that the ungrateful bastard's shoulders are huge. The primarch who undoubtedly burns your leather pants.

Jaghatai Khan - ...You've been told he's fond of your clothing and wears them quite often but you've yet to see it. He's too busy going fast and being... everywhere but in your presence. He keeps you booked and busy, though. The White Scars are more interested in the pants than he is.

Leman Russ - You're literally doing everything else but be his personal seamster. He likes you but doesn't take your profession seriously lmao. Is the type to wear leather pants with no underwear on.

Rogal Dorn - Has the most uninteresting interesting taste in garments. Make of that what you will. Doesn't really give you a problem; also doesn't see the point in wearing leather pants so he doesn't. They just sit there.

Konrad - Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Sanguinius - D'aww, he's so cooperative. He doesn't even flinch when you touch his wings even though he wants to. Generally loves your clothing and extolls your talents. Will probably wear your leather pants a couple times because it makes him itchy. And because the Sanguinary Guard has expressed concern at his discomfort and thinks it's some insidious plot against him (Um... they're just pants?). He'll keep them as a memento, though.

Ferrus Manus - ...Your post may or may not be unnecessary. Sometimes. But you're there. And you made him some nice leather pants. Pants that he asked if they'd be useful to wear as he forged. Um... ("...My lord, you use your literal hands to mold hot metal.")

...Who??!?!?

Angron - What's the point when he's killed with your clothes more than he has worn them? Your leather pants are a last resort weapon for him.

Roboute Guilliman - Doesn't have many demands so long as the garment is comfortable, serves a purpose, and has some blue in it. Silently judged you when you presented him with a pair of leather pants. He wore them ONCE because he sat down and they ripped lmao. The Ultrashame of it all. May or may not have been the work of Lorgar. Somehow. Refuses to wear them again.

Mortarion - Um....

Magnus the Red - The primarch who just erases said pants from existence with help from the Warp. Appreciates your other clothes, though. Isn't too demanding but likes his clothes to bring attention to his unique appearance.

Horus Lupercal - He's a supermodel. An icon. He is the moment. Horus trusts your skills implicitly. He makes the leather pants, not the other way around. Will wear his the most out of his brothers.

Lorgar - Yeah, no. You're too busy butting heads with Kor Phaeron to even consider making Lorgar some more robes and he's too busy asking everyone about your lord and savior, the Emperor. The primarch who'd only wear leather pants when he ascends to edge lord status. Erebus would take possession of them beforehand just to piss you off lmao.

Vulkan - Your personal test subject. Is willing to wear just about everything 'cause he likes you, and will even wear your leather pants despite the fact that he gets hot easily.

Corvus - Good. Luck. Finding. Him.

Alpharius Omegon - Good god, how many fucking pants does one person need?!

#warhammer 40k #wh40crack.#primarch #primarch x reader #don't take this seriously.#or do.#your choice.#lmao.

he's a 10 but he's a walking bear trap.

not sure what'cha mean, just don't stick yer fingers in there!

#𝟎𝟑. / asks #or do.#if he likes you he wont bite them off.

when i can’t stay up for post- rick and morty slumblr party because i have to wake up early in the morning :’( don’t have too much fun without me.

#or do.#rick and morty