#or evil?

[slave-to-my-register]

Me: Hi sir are you being helped?

Customer: *points to other counter girl*

Me: *goes to customer next to him* Hi sir what could I get for you?

Previous Customer: I WANT 3 CANNOLIS AND 6 SFOGLIATELLES!

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!?

[localdadruinseverything]

My allergies have progressed to the point where I can actually force myself to sneeze. 

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