#or flies

[rollthewhatever]

thinking too much about Kremy utilizing Gideon's fire in various domestic ways

coffee warming, ironing, caramelizing sugar, roasting marshmellow, rising dough, basically everything microwave can do, burning his arch enemy to death,

[average-drawer]

Ihave no idea why but this is funny to me

[cruelwrath]

opinion: punk weight is death grips best song

[jimincalico]

There...was a bug or something in the ceiling and i dont know if he was humping it or building a nest but i was freaked out and my mother was just like “leave it alone, its not bothering anyone. It’s just gonna stay up there anyways.”

...well now its GONE. I guess it’s the perfect time to move out. It’s the bugs house now.

[lyrasilvrtongue]

Theres a ladybug in my room so ofc i go "theres a ladybug in my room" and my mom says "it brings good luck" but is literally no one wondering how bugs are getting in my room??

[pxrrishadam]

Flying things keep coming into my house someone call the police

[getreadytofallinlove]

ARENT you glad im not saying the color of your skin???? //falls to floor laughing

THROWS HANDS UP

WALKS OUT