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@lyrasilvrtongue
never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin
anyone ever: from the get-go
me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…
The Gecko is friends with such icons as Time Flies and Bear In Mind
Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
WHAT HAPPENED HERE
the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart
Catra: It's just, damn that was fun.
Adora: ...we're still talking about when Bow and Glimmer kidnapped you, correct?
Catra: Yeah! We should do that again sometime! But, like, recreationally. As enrichment.
Adora: I'm sorry, you want our friends to kidnap you--
Catra: Well, they'll have to catch me first, that's half the fun.
Adora: So... you want our friends to hunt you...
Catra: For sport, yeah! You get it. I'm going to go ask Sparkles, she'll totally be up for it.
Oh yeah we all know Glimmer would love it just as much.
Catra, bursting into Glimbow's room: Hey, you guys wanna hunt me for sport and then kidnap me?
Bow: Do we... Wha--
Glimmer: I thought you'd never ask. Start running bitch.
So you know how every once in a while someone gets a bunch of notes for pointing out that it's theoretically possible for a trans masc to get two penises, one from phalloplasty and one from metoidioplasty?
So I had a consult with Dr. Rajveer Purovit at Mount Sinai in NYC, and while I am not remotely trying to get that, it just happened to come up in conversation that yes, he does in fact have patients who have done exactly that. His preferred way of doing things is to do metoidioplasty first, then construct a phallus from abdominal tissue and place it on the groin above the meta phallus, and then have a third stage of surgery where they are combined and urethral lengthening happens. And the PA was just straight up like "yeah, some people do just stop after phase 2 because they like having the appearance and visual of the larger phallo phallus, but the higher sexual stimulation and better ability to pee with the meta phallus."
So. Yeah it turns out. That is not just a tumblr hypothetical. There are trans people walking around right now in the real world with two penises, and this is a normal surgical outcome from a surgeon who is renowned enough to have his own Wikipedia page.
Like, I definitely would not want that outcome personally, but holy shit that's awesome.
i have a calvin and hobbes strip for pretty much any occasion
neat. I on the other hand have a suggestion.
In the new Kiss of the Spider Woman adaptation, Valentín’s attempt to bring up Marcuse’s writings about gender being a social construct (and Molina’s immediate dismissal) is extremely funny when you consider that Manuel Puig cited Marcuse many times in his very lengthy footnotes throughout the original novel. It’s like Valentín gets briefly possessed by the spirit of Puig himself, meanwhile Molina is possessed by an exasperated reader who has repeatedly had to flip five or six pages forward to finish reading a single footnote and then flip backward again to continue the actual story.
November 5, 2025 - María Corina Machado, the far-right US-backed Venezuelan opposition leader who won the Nobel Peace Prize after constantly calling for the US to invade her country, promised a “massive privatization” if Trump can put her in power. At a recent business conference in Miami she vowed to sell off $1.7 TRILLION of Venezuela's oil, gas, gold, infrastructure, etc. to US corporations. [video]
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older
This is how the entire internet was supposed to be. Before social media we made webpages and a webpage was supposed to be timeless, a permanent “shrine” to something we liked, intended to keep getting visitors and comments for as long as it stayed up. When “blogging” became a concept every blog post was supposed to be the same sort of long term fixture.
The idea that posts have some sort of freshness date comes solely from the poisonous garbage world of the engagement farming business.
WOW SORRY HI I was originally gonna stop after the first 4 drawings, but it was too SAD so then I did…..this
i need you all to get more insane about kiss of the spider woman (2025) immediately. not only did they give us this beautiful queer story of embracing identity and discovering real, soul-changing love, but it is also just a good film. i don’t care that jlo’s wig is bad or that she can’t sing. movie isn’t about her. i care about valentín’s tenderness, about how he and molina figure out how to bridge the gaps between them. i am absolutely feral about the parallels between the kiss of the spider woman as molina recounts it and the lived experience she’s having. the movie was FINALLY explicitly trans and i love that. “molinita.” “we made it, my love.” AND “her name was molina.” god i will never be the same!!!
no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed
see her fabulous
