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If the Death Eaters had a Bible dedicated to Voldemort and his teachings, would the antichrist be Dumbledore or Harry?

#Harry Potter #Ignore my sacrilegious thoughts #and no don't go in too deep #I am not implying anything about God #Or Jesus #just shitposting #but I did laugh a little #Voldemort #Or or or is like Dumbledore just like a super powerful demon #and Harry is the antichrist #I'm really tired #maybe I should keep my strange thoughts to myself #shitpost #harry potter shitpost #wait #or would it be more like dumbledore would be Satan #and Harry would be the antichrist

Aziraphale trying to manage heaven just by going You, shut up. No more questions no? no. we will do this ok? ok. Girl doesnt really know how to do this hes having the worst time

#who sufered more #Him having to deal with a heart break while stuck in a job he actually hates #or Jesus #we'll find out!#good omens #gos3 spoilers #gos3 #aziraphale

"oh no ignore it! It's just ragebait"

(a picture of Elmo from sesame street staring at the camera with the text "violent impusles")

#𓉸. ݁₊ I've always been diseased #𓉸. ݁₊ I don't think that I have enough band-aids #𓉸. ݁₊ Burn my mirror #vent in tags #the nicest thing I can tell you is to fuck off btw #because I'm so fucking tired of being gaslit and told that oh I shouldn't feel angry #i am angry #i will always be angry #i do not fucking care if it's a kid or an adult doing this shit #they need therapy #or jesus #or whatever the fuck would fix them #and make them stop saying/ doing this shit #just stop gaslighting me into being the bad guy for having feelings #what the fuck is wrong with you #go away from me and never return #youre not helping

Hey what a Christmas miracle it is to hear my gf say again that she likes ticking me because of my reaction, for it is “enrichment” for her

#sfw tickling community #blue babbles #tickle fluff #sfw tickle blog #sfw tickling #i am a minor #may be going insane who knows #sfw tickle community #maybe there is a Santa #or Jesus #idk

“Loving a asshole character says a lot about you”

Me: mothafucka im just loving my favorite diesel man because i find him attractive and handsome and my comfort guy…what is the salt intake

#skysrambles #some of yall need help #or Jesus #or touch some damn grass

Draft

Bat family gaslights other superheroes into thinking Batman is god. Not just any god but the god too.

#batman #batfam #batfamily #justice league #posting this draft i made a few weeks ago #humor #ao3 #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #ggg au #Batman is Christian god #or Jesus #whatever is funnier

Thanks for that knowledge about your bathroom habits I’m sure no one will take advantage of this new knowledge in un(completely)foreseen ways regarding Other Bodily Functions

#was it necessary?#really?#to tell us that in ur canon universe ur ghosts piss #and not only that but that the piss immediately turns to dust (I’m assuming like kitty’s shoe and Thomas’ letter) after some time/distance #or were they just covering for Julien? just like that? no questions asked? when they don’t rly know what he’s done?#I need brain bleach #or Jesus #DO YOU ALSO SHIT?!#you don’t eat or drink?????#what about tears do their tears turn to dust?????#is it dust dust or just evaporation??#like do Alison and Mike’s toilets get rly dusty unusually fast?#notgonnaaskaboutjizznotgonnaaskaboutjizznotgonnaaskaboutjizznotgonnaaskaboutjizznotgonnaaskaboutjizznotgonnaaskaboutjizznotgonnaDOTHEYCUM #thanks guys #ghosts #bbc #bbc ghosts #horrible histories #DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU DONT WANT MORE QUESTIONS TO #because I have SO MANY QUESTIONS #Christmas

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