Ok I'm gonna need someone to explain Brazillian culture to me, because there was this kids show I watched when I was younger called Showlin Showdown where the evil baddie of the show was trying to tempt the Brazillian kid into the way of evil. But nothing she offered - money, power, returning home, his family, ruling the world - was working he was still on team Good. ....THEN she offered him his own soccer team and he was all "oh really? Dunk ok I'll help you start the apocolypse and start world domination" like???? Out of everything to fuck your friends over.....why a soccer team???? You really think people are gonna be shooting goals when the shadow realm starts chomping on thr spectators??