#or lunacy

[chiyume]

Listen, I don't think u understand

[sushisama]

i need to stop having a social life.

It keeps me from loving on my tumble lovelies.

[caffeinecortisol]

Imagine being a Spanish Spanish professor. The whole of your experiences have led you across continents here to this classroom, the entire investment of your daylight efforts, the culmination of your life’s work: sitting in front of twenty apathetic children while they butcher your native language. How is it possible that after two years they clearly don’t grasp even the basic rudiments: how to say yes please or no thank you, how to pronounce the letter h. Every morning you wake up to a sea of glazed eyes and nervous laughter, and apparently infinite hopelessness. Everybody is equally incompetent so everybody gets an A. Why not. You have clearly left no impression, you have no monument on this earth. Of course you smoke. Wave jauntily to your students as they pass through your grey haze: “hola!” Hola. Your second wife doesn’t speak Spanish and you don’t expect her to learn either. You have learned not to expect anything and it is a kind of satisfaction.

[heartsyhawk]

Just a reminder that I'm going to be liveblogging the zombie apocalypse all day on the 21st

If you don't want to have me clog your dash with lunacy anything to do with me and my apocalypse fun the tag you'll want to block is mayan prophecypocalypse.