Bi dudes Eskel and Lambert dating each other as their first all male relationship and grappling with internalised toxic masculinity as they both fall into the same expectations placed on them when dating cishet women, and getting Hella Flustered when the other does The Stuff They're Meant To Be Doing, like take out the rubbish, fix shit, pay for the whole meal. The tender stuff they do for each other is something they've never experienced.
Eskel breaks down into choked sobs when he gets home from work and Lambert has a hot bath and a cold beer waiting for him, and Lambert isn't sure how to deal with being the cuddlee not the cuddler, he tenses up like an angry weasel at first. And what do you mean those chocolate truffles are for him?! Disgusting. Outrageous. He doesn't want to throw out the empty box because no one has ever--
Both booking a super secret date night for valentine's day and going all out because they're so used to the weight of expectations, and then realising all they want to do is eat Nandos and watch Rugby, so they blow the whole thing off and do just that.