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Current emotion on the Microsoft layoffs and also the state of the world:

#my recreational and nearly daily edible regimen is between me and god #or satan #whichever comes first #also better pikmin pics incoming #going to the dispensary and getting HIM #which i cant even smoke #bc asthma #chat.wav #second shout out to ellis for making the pikmin!! they are my cherished sons #i should put him in my bag like a labubu #last thought but #if you lay off more than 3k people #and do one half first leaving 1.6k to wonder if theyre going to be fired in the next 12 months #you are so evil you should be bankrupt as a company

y’know what thank god I finally found out I was allergic to wheat like I do feel better

also this gf bread is so gritty I might shit pearls

#or satan

okay so i still can’t get these idiots outta my mind

#good omens #my art #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #trying my hand at old man yaoi #it’s been months and they’re still all i can think about #lord help me #or satan

My worst crime is having a harry potter themed email because I made it when I was 11 and stupid and now I'm stuck having all my social media and other stuff signed up with that email

#god forgive me #or satan #or anyone

The feminine rage I get when I have writers block for months and then as soon as I have to study for my exams, *BANG* unblocked. Like, I have priorities but also

Gayness

#writers block #exams #i should be studying but instead on tumblr 24/7 #send help #or god #or satan #take your pick lol