#or shit

[jezzzebel]

Color coded webcomic character trope needs to be stopped because at this point the next top Webtoon original will be a romance comic of a blue skinned guy named Penis and a pink skinned lady named Vagina.

[jasontoddsno1simp]

Y'all ever see something so stupid, you can only react by sitting back and laughing?!

Cause that was me earlier. All because of some fuck ass poll about Jason's political alignment.

Yeah... I feel stupid, too.

[donotquiet]

are you gonna be shibai 失败 or shibal 씨발 today

[lxnarphase]

Do you wipe or let it crust?

I AM SCREAMING???

[pastempomat]

amongst many other issues i had a nightmare where i need Lucyna to stop moving for some reason so i break her neck and now i'm scared i'm gonna hurt her

[breadedsinner]

I do take some exception to the post from the other day, “Varric is threatened by Sebastian for just existing when HE’S Hawke’s bestie,”.

Because wouldn’t it be so much more fun if he was justified in his paranoia :3

[zukks-dummy-mansion]

wanna overanalyse someones name with me?

sounds weirdly worded, i know, i will elaborate.

look into almost every culture on earth, you´ll notice that pretty much every name is based off of either traits, professions or simply words.

hebrew first names:

abraham- father of many

aaron- messenger

jamin- the right hand

( put "ben-" infront of the name and it becomes "son of ____")

japanese first names:

Ami -friend

Asami -morning beauty

Yuki -happiness or snow

Yuri -lily

put a "-ko" at the end of these names and you get "child of ____"

similar to scandinavian where every name that ends with "-son/sen" means "son of ____"

now look at last names. some exaples from german:

müller- miller (one who makes flour)

baumgarten- garden of trees

lichtwitz- light joke? as in a ray of light and a joke??? or pathetic light maybe?? (this is an odd one, im a native speaker but i cant even looks shit up for this one)

nagel- nail

i fucking love language, but i love names even more because they can be even more interesting. the way they evolve over time, through historical events along side language is so cool. i could go one and on with this man. like forever. do you know the name tyler? perhaps even tyler scheid (yes i will jokingly analyse this internet famous innocent man). tyler derives of "one who lays down tiles". like tiles on the floor. this english name has such deep roots man.

"what does scheid mean then smartass?" you might ask. well scheid derives from the old german word for a crossroad or a space between two valleys (later evolved into "scheide" which at some point became slang for female genitals in german.)

so it basically means "one who lives between valleys". but wait, theres more. if you look at eastern german, you might find the slang word "scheid/ scheit" which means shit.

either way, his first name is an underpaid profession and his last name is either something simple and noble or the worst name for a german kid to have because it will get bullied for it for eternity.

anyways. love that guy. great streamer.