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中文/рус/eng 🍶 i’m russian not an alcoholic

[feldfrog]

I went on a date recently and she was like, “Did you know that Emily Dickinson only became famous after she died?” And I was like, “Oh word? That's the same for dinosaurs”

[crabussy]

tumblr is actually almost usable if you just filter 400 terms and block 900 blogs and have anons off and have messages off and have comments off and have reblogs off and never post any of your opinions and never express mild annoyance at anything ever!

[donotquiet]

ура ежегодный всетвиттерский флешмоб

[zmpl]

tumblr ads are more sensitive to touch than ever before. i’ll just be scrolling and very gently graze my thumb over an ad and get blasted by some person yelling “CLICK THE LINK TO START PLAYING MONOPOLY GO!” or i’ll just get straight up abducted and sent to the app store

[donotquiet]

что если завести акк со своим лицом и рейджбайтить людей

[donotquiet]

бля оказывается у меня уже есть такой аккаунт, да что ж такое

[donotquiet]

что если завести акк со своим лицом и рейджбайтить людей

[donotquiet]

почему я только сейчас узнала что у элизы лэм был блог здесь 👁️

[donotquiet]

я хочу быть готкой а не вот это все

[dogpuppy]

[crabussy]

MORTIFYING: my cousin stopped me to ask "hey do you know this queer person" and I was like dude. just because I'm a huge fag doesn't mean I'll know any queer person you show me come on (glances at the photo) oh yeah okay I know them

[the-hounds-daughter]

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[akashicrecord]

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

[akashicrecord]

Get the fuck out of here before I call the better business bureau

[oonpy]

Keep in mind I do some blogging while walking at active crowded roads

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[lava-bomb]

have i told you about my grandparents’ kitchen wallpaper

[toothsheeran]