how do I get ur attention? do you answer ur dms?
If you're shiny or fluffy that usually does the trick 🧸🐄🐧🐮
All joking aside if you slide into my DMs saying the same thing as the 15 guys before you I'm probably not going to respond.
If you message me with nothing but a post or a picture or you say something sexual I can guarantee you I'm not going to respond.
So your best bet is to say something original. And if it's funny you're almost guaranteed to get a response. Because at the end of the day it doesn't matter how shiny or fluffy you are if you don't have a sense of humor, you can't hold a conversation and you're not genuinely interested in who I am as a human then your not going to hold my attention.
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