Aug 1, 2016
Tania: hey, remember that time i saw you for five minutes?
me: ... when?
Tania: NEVER! because you're always asleep, meda!
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Tania: hey, remember that time i saw you for five minutes?
me: ... when?
Tania: NEVER! because you're always asleep, meda!
“How much fancier does it get than a litterbox in your bedroom, microwaveable pizza, and designer paper plates?”
i got lynna to start playing candy crush and she just said “DON’T FUCK UP MY MOVE, YOU BITCH” to the jelly queen. i should have anticipated this
current score: giant bug - 2 the combined intellect and strategy of 3 adult humans - 0