#orb anon

[rowarn]

ro, im chewing on my bed post as i tragically (practically clutching my chest) write to you to say… the way that alex canonically answers by saying “yes ma’am” needs to be spoken about more !! he teases you constantly but the minute you bat your eyelashes and ask him to fuck you right, he’s on top of you in a blink of an eye (with a smile as he says “yes ma’am/sir”) :(( i dont even think that man has a single bone in his body that will tell you no !!

- orb pondering anon who loves alex <3

MY ORB PONDERING ANON OMG BUT LISTEN ALEX SAYING IT CONDESCENDINGLY TO U WHEN U TRY TO TAKE CONTROL????? and he just raises a brow and smirks and hits u with a breathy chuckle of "yes ma'am/sir" IM FROTHING

[hex-marcy]

augh! augh! augh! augh! augh! augh! augh! augh! augh! augh! (me getting hit by all the beans) (girl help the devs only gave me one hurtsound)

- orb anon

Truly tragic. Tip: eat the beans to restore health

[hex-marcy]

I did not know that, that's very cool! and thanks for the bean!

- orb anon

No problem. Also. Bean attack.

[hex-marcy]

hi! I'm a little late, but uh. trick or treat?

- orb anon

Oh my goodness orb anon. It may be late but have a bean anyway

And for the ghost fact: did you know that the wispy bits on a phantump is made of the same stuff as a shadow ball? A lot of ghost types are like that. Its like how Vaporeon is mostly water. Ghost types are mostly spectral energy.

[hex-marcy]

but can you withstand my ULTIMATE ATTACK!?

SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-TRIPLE BOOP!!!!!!!!

- orb anon

I have been booped into oblivion. Alas.

[hex-marcy]

haha, booped you!

- orb anon

The mysterious orb anon has booped from the shadows. In order to return the boop, I will have to return every boop.

[hex-marcy]

uh, shuckle for the ask game?

- orb anon

That's the favorite berry one right?

I like this one ^

[hex-marcy]

ooh, that is an interesting fact! thank you for sharing!

- orb anon

No problem. I'm glad it was interesting