#orc problems

[ragingflamingbisexualswordofdoom]

Me: ...and then you take your sword, and slice the orc in half. But vertically so you peel his spine out

H: sometimes I worry about you, and this is one of those times

[khrona]

With all the chiefs in orc strongholds getting married to a few different orc ladies you'd think a couple of orc kids would be available for the taking. I just want an orc baby... -Khrona

[thedesolationoftwitter]

[teal-deer]

D&D problems: finding art of female half orc barbarians that isn't cheesecake pinup stuff

not that there's anything wrong with cheesecake pinups, and barbarians probably have the best excuse because they don't give a shit about armor 

But seriously, my own particular character, while she does show a lot of skin, wears 

> a normal breastplate with no titmolds

> pants

> is kind of bara. as in super bara. as in her arms are the size of some humans. She's very buff and huge and intimidating as hell. She's gorgeous to me, but not beautiful by normal human standards of beauty

you'd THINK that there'd be art of ORCs of all races that capture this, but 99% of the "orc woman" art that shows up on Google might as well be a n elf that they just recolored green and slapped some fangs on 

it's like

guys :\