#orca!wilbur

[rexlottie]

I see people have found my orca wilbur posts……. Here r some crumbs i drew a lil while ago

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

Different Families

I am so tired please take this lazy addition to my monster au. I need to stop writing when i'm sleep deprived

Jschlatt is once again woken up by the cries of the child in the next room. He sighs and drags himself out of his bed to take care of the child he’s named Tubbo. He’s only had Tubbo for a week, besides his conflicted feelings and sleep deprived-ness he loves the kid. He doesn’t understand why but ever since he first held Tubbo he’s been...happier. He hasn’t been able to say that for a long time. He picks up Tubbo and tries to get him to calm down for the 3rd time tonight. Geez, how do people do it? Maybe it was harder for him since he was 17, or maybe his parents made it look easy. Well, probably not the latter one considering his parents completely abandoned him 3 years ago. Assholes. He snaps out of his thoughts when he notices Tubbo gripping his sweater. Tubbo yawns and falls asleep leaning against Schlatts chest. Schlatt once again sighs holding small Tubbo closer to him. Maybe things aren't that bad. He holds onto Tubbo for a second longer before putting him back in his crib and going to bed himself. Yeah, it's going to be ok.

“TOMMY GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH” Philza puts down Technos wooden sword and runs over to a baby Tommy who’s trying to eat a rock. Techno snatches back his sword and hits Wilbur who hasn’t stopped singing the same 3 lines over and over again. It’s 3am and all Philza wants to do is sleep.  After struggling to get the rock out of Tommy’s mouth he dragged 16-year-old Techno and Wilbur to their shared room. He tells them they can argue in the morning but now they have to sleep or they’ll be grounded for the next week. They trip over each other getting ready for bed. Phil goes back to the living room to find Tommy asleep in his playpen. He picks up Tommy and takes him to his crib. After laying Tommy down in his crib Phil is finally able to take a goddamn shower. He loves his kids more the anything but fuck sometimes they can be so exhausting.  He takes a warm shower and lets himself relax till Tommy starts screaming because he’s not in the same place he fell asleep in. After another 10 minutes of soothing Tommy, the little gremlin finally goes back to sleep. Phil sighs and holds Tommy for just a minute longer before putting him in his crib again. Philza finally lays in bed and is able to sleep for four hours till he hears Techno and Wilbur yelling at each other over Tommys screams. He sighs, putting on a robe and dragging himself downstairs to find all of his kids covered in pancake flour. The boys continue yelling about the recipe and who's going to wake up Phil for their surprise breakfast.

Word count: 480

Date posted: 12/23/2020

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

You guessed it more Sleepy Bois inc. Monster AU bby

Wilbur baby

I don't have a lot of ideas for Wilbur yet so this will be pretty short. I would love for yall to share some ideas you might have. Maybe yall can ask questions and that could give me some inspiration.

Anyways Wilbur time baby. I am very tired and I have had a lot of mtn deu. So I am the definition of a sweaty shaky mess. Fuck this is so bad im going to delet this

Wilbur in this AU is my personal depiction of a sirin :)

Instead of drowning people and using his music to seduce unsuspecting sailors, he uses his voice to mess with people

Most of the time it's just for fun but sometimes he gets in a mood

When he gets in a mood then a few different things can happen.

Sometimes he likes to conduct experiments to see what people will do in certain situations.

We can get into that later

Other times he gets hungry so he has a little nibble but don't worry he always shares!

He has heard pigs will eat anything and everything and who better to share a nice meal with then ur friends and family <3

In my AU a sirens song can do a lot of different things like make people hallucinate, brainwash, mind control, and other stuff bby

If you are wondering what he can do with hallucinations well once he made 100 people think they are birds in a giant cage.

Yeah he has a very creative imagination.

Hes quirky uwu <3<3<3<3<3

We love our angsty teen <3 uwu

But yeah the tantrum he threw bc of the geoguessr challenge on philzas stream is honestly him when he gets in a mood.

Yeah he can go from editor wilbur, e-boy wilbur, to normal wilbur in a matter of minutes.

His personality isn't much different from Wilburs entertainment persona. 

Idk I dont have a lot of ideas for him but i'll probably post more about him since I like his insane character

And its my vent/comfort character 

Anyways he vibes 

I'm going to re-write this

Fuck im so tired

Ok i'm going to keep going bc i hate it

He lives in a lake close to the cabin where the sleepy bois stay

He has the tail of a Orca but he can change between human legs and orca tail at will

When he gets hurt instead of a normal scar wound the skin turns from human to orcha.

What i mean is that it will feel and look like orca flesh

Man idk its 1am

Ok i'm reblogging this later when I actually have brain cells and I will give a not shit post for once in my life.

I am so sorry this exist. im so fucking tired god I need to eat some pepperoni.

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

First Meeting Pt. 1

Lmao I was inpatient so I wanted to post it sooner then attended.

Description: After a long day of productivity Philza decides to call it a day and go home. However, two thieves have different plans for Mr. Minecraft.

Philza has been in the nether for a few hours trading and gathering materials. Despite it being the nether it’s actually a pretty nice day. None of the mobs paid much mind to him, used to seeing him there so often. It was hot but he was far enough from lava that it wasn’t excruciatingly hot. As he finishes trading with the last Pigman he decides to head home. 

Once he gets to the portal to the overworld he carefully walks through being caused by potential humans who could spot him. The last thing he wants is for some human to hunt him down before he can even have a hot meal. After surveying the area he breaks the portal and makes sure to put down many illusion spells so no one can accidentally stumble across it. He doesn’t want to have to deal with humans ruining the whole nether. 

After another quick survey of the area, he decides it’s safe to start going home. He hides his wings under his large trench coat and holds out his sword as he walks along the river. He keeps a sharp eye out for any hunters and any hostile mobs. Though even if he does find a hostile mob they probably won’t attack him. After all, he is part phantom. 

He takes an apple out of his bag to eats so he can keep his stamina up, but before he can take a bight he hears rustling in the bushes next to him. Philza continues walking at the same pace to avoid any suspicion and to make it seem that he doesn’t notice them. He looks and acts human, that should be enough, keep up the act and everything should be ok. He takes a bite of his apple seeing that whatever was in the bushes is following him hiding behind trees and bushes. Whoever this guy is there a real amateur, anyone could see them coming from a mile away. He stops walking and kneels next to the river putting his bag down to make it seem like he’s filling his flask. He wants to make sure that whoever this guy is is actually following him instead of doing something else.

He takes out his flask and before he can even put it in the water he hears someone come charging after him from behind. Philza turns around preparing to fight before feeling someone grab onto his ankles from behind. He wasn’t even able to get a good look at the original stalker before he feels himself being dragged into the lake. Ok, so these guys aren’t amateurs, they know exactly what they are doing, they wanted Phil to notice them. This isn’t the worst situation Phil has ever been in though. The person in the water was able to drag Phil far enough so that he was completely underwater. Whoever this is is definitely fast but they lack strength. Phil uses his wings to shoot himself out of the water to hover over it. Whoever had his ankles still clinging onto him but instead this time they cling so they don’t fall. Phil swings his legs so that Mr. ankle grabber loses his grip and gets thrown into his friend on the ground, who was attempting to run away with Philzas bag. Phil lands on the ground and picks up his sword pointing it at the two boys. The boys scramble to pick themselves up, the younger of the two looks up at the man realizing that he and his brother had bitten off more then they could chew. The oldest eyed the netherite sword the man had pointed at them. That’s not good, but damn he wouldn’t go down without a fight, especially with his brothers’ life on the line. The odds are not in their favor but he has nothing to worry about. After all.

Technoblade never dies.

Word Count: 650

Posted: 12/29/2020

[rexlottie]

killer whale is a fuckin sick ass name for a fish