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[alifelongpassed]

Capture - part 3

[dagumcryptid]

Your Average Night in Booty Bay ((RP~))

Tables packed, voices raised, alcohol passing from one hand to another. Booty Bay was alive, as it always was. Celebrating, for one reason or another, patrons drinking away their sorrows, long time friends spending the evening with grins on their faces and booze in their bellies.

All in all it was just the sort of place Khanga loved. As she sat at the bar, one hand clapped onto her brother's shoulder, the other slamming a shot glass between her lips and the counter, she could not keep the boisterous laugh from spilling as fast as the ale. Every quick throw back was met with a call of "Another!" The Goblin barkeep kept pouring, his scowl alleviated by Kegash flicking gold pieces at his over sized ears.

"More! I ain't leavin' 'till I can't shee!" Khanga cheered, glass raised as she leaned back, only remaining in her chair thanks to her brother's grip on her arm. He filled his own face, throwing jeers at his sister, who responded in kind. Nothing could ruin their fun; the night was theirs!

"C'mon Keg, ya can do--" the young orc cut herself off, spinning in her seat fast enough to make the room twirl. A troll stood behind her, his hand still lowered even with her bum, a cocky smirk between his tusks. "Hey, what th' fuck do ya think ya doin'? Thish ass is look only, ya grunge-y tusker!"

"Oh yeah? Den why ya got et hangin' out dere?" the man laughed, being bold enough to smack at her bare thighs. Khanga got up out of her seat, wobbling slightly as she glared up at him. Kegash turned as well, leaning against the counter, his grin still firmly in place.

"Cause I got a damn fine ass. An' it ain't for YOU. Didn't ya Momma teach you that s'rude to touch without askin', ya over stuffed shag carpet?" she growled, leaning on the balls of her feet. "Go back to ya mud water huts an' ya woman's mossy pus--"

She was stopped this time by an open handed slap across her cheek. "An' didn't JOR Momma teach ya jor place? Keep ya pretty mout' shut if ya know wha's good for ya," the troll started to chuckle, but the look that was slowly crawling across Khanga's face made him pause. Her lips pulled back, eyes narrowing, shoulders squared.

"Ya done fucked up, guy," Kegash offered helpfully, just before his sister snarled and flung her fist square into the man's nose. The sickening crunch was lost in the chaos of the bar, the troll stumbling and yelping curses. She was far from done; not a moment after she pulled her fist back she landed another to his stomach, and another, and another.

The Goblin behind the counter screamed that he was calling the bruisers; Khanga grinned in her drunken rage, sweeping her victim's legs out from under him. He hit the floor; the bar's inhabitants turned at the commotion, calls and cheers following as they realized they had a fight on their hands. She raised her voice with them, fueled by mead and adrenaline. They wanted a show, and she'd be damned if she didn't give them one!

The orc brawler brought her knee down straight on the troll's groin, his howl beyond satisfying. He retaliated, slamming a balled hand into her chin. She took the blow, head thrown back, where it stayed as she laughed at him. "My /Momma/ hits harder then you!" she taunted, grabbing hold of the hand against her face.

"Git offa me ya crazy bitch!" he snarled right back, even as she forced his hand open, taking one finger in hand. With a smug wink, she pulled and tanked it back, breaking it at the knuckle.

"One for touchin' me," she nodded, delighting in having wiped his face clean of his cocky bravado. Moving to the next finger, she gave it the same treatment, snapping it clean. "Two for smackin' me," another nod, the last finger on his hand broken. "And three, cause I felt like it."

She sneered as tears started forming in the trolls eyes. Her mouth had opened to further berate him, her fist raised once more, but, rather conveniently, it was then the bruisers decided to show up. They pulled a kicking and screaming Khanga off her beaten 'opponent,' throwing her out of the bar onto the boardwalk to the raised voices of the crowd who had watched her put that troll in his place.

Kegash followed after them, picking up his irate sibling and slinging her over his shoulder. She spat insults as he stumbled through the tightly packed coast town, patting her back from time to time. They past through ally after ally, before finding the comfortable little nook they had left Trelli in, curled up amongst their belongs.

Dumping Khanga onto the wooden slats, Kegash flopped beside his trusty Hyena, turning to smirk at his sister. Who grinned right back, a slow forming bruise spreading across the left side of her face.

"Think Momma be mad?"

"Fuck yeah."

"We ain't gonna tell Momma, right?"

"Only if YOU buy the drinks next time."

"Deal."

[rosesonmyshelf]

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☀: story about your day

woke up at 11:30

made breakfast for my friend and i who had slept over, then proceeded to channel surf and ended up watching part of alfred hitchcock's the birds which said friend eventually made me turn off because she got disturbed when mitch's hand got attacked

showered n stuff

went to try and break up with my boyfriend but ended up just going on a ~long break~

bought a new swimsuit from target

ate dinner at panera

forgot i had a psychiatrist appointment so i broke every speed limit trying to get there

drove to my friend's house after, wooed her fluffy dogs, got mcflurries, went to another friend's house and watched the five year engagement

drove home

drank three glasses of sparking apple-peach cider because water is too generic

tried to look for my star trek dvd and found it battered and scratched and unloved

[chiliconsharls]

Could you tell me what texture you used for /post/38015577060? Thanks!

this one

[henrytudors]

Game of Thrones?

M/F OTP: Daenerys/Jorah

M/M OTP: Renly/Loras

F/F OTP: I don't have one...yet.

OT3: I don't have one...yet.

Favorite Canon: Ned/Catelyn

Favorite Crack: Tyrion/Cersei

Pairing I Hate: Meh. I'm down for pretty much all of them.

[maraudor]

orcsies replied to your post: i want my future phone number ...

omfg

idk maybe i am satan after all

[zoewashburne]

WATCH STAR TREK I AM IN YOUR ASK BOX TELLING YOU TO WATCH STAR TREK. :0

i knew this would happen