Apr 21, 2022
Me for years: "How is Rexy going to survive for years in America without being shot and killed by the military, national guard, state troopers, or poachers? It's impossible."
Rexy: *moves to Oregon*
Me: "Clever girl."
#when is the last time Oregon has EVER been relevant?#California Rexy would be a media menace and deemed a danger to a hundred million people#oregon has...what...a thousand people?#''but guys what about the people of Oregon#YAWWWWN#rexy#Jurassic world dominion#jwd#Jurassic world#ooooh look out everyone OREGON is a DANGEROUS PLACE TO VISIT#you might get EATEN BY A T REX#IN OREGON#OOOOOOH