#oreowilldoanythingforbacons

[theoreocat]

This came for me all the way from Danmark! How cool is that! Want to send me a letter, picture, drawing or some snacks? (although I have a preference for bacons, I accept any form of snacks and promise to share) Visit my website to learn how you can send me mail: www.theoreocat.com

[theoreocat]

All you need is love. But a little bacons now and then doesn’t hurt.

[theoreocat]

Mom: Oreo what are you doing with my trowel? Oreo: I am going to plant a bacons tree mom. Mom: Oreo, I thought I told you that bacon comes from a pig. Oreo: Well then you better call that pig and have him bring over the bacons seeds mom… I’m a very busy cat and I don’t have all day… Hop to it.

[theoreocat]

Anyone can come into your life and tell you that they love you. It takes someone extra special to stay in your life and cook you bacons.

[theoreocat]

Mom: Oh Oreo! You look super in that bowtie! Oreo: Yes mom. I know. I need you to dress up in something super too mom. I’m taking you out for dinners today. Mom: Oh really? How fantastic! Where are we going? Oreo: To the supermarket mom. We’re out of bacons… hop to it.

[theoreocat]

Coco: Oreo we have a conference call in five minutes. Oreo: Okay thanks Coco I’m ready. Mom: Who do you have a conference call with Oreo? Oreo: The Bacons Commitment Mom: Oh, I think you must mean Committee? Oreo: No mom. The Bacons Commitment. Its a group committed to eating bacons at least once a day.

[theoreocat]

Oreo: Is this our dinners mom? Left-over spaghettis… Mom: Yes, it’s cleaning day Oreo, so I’m cleaning out the fridge too. Oreo: I have a better idea mom… I am going to order some bacons pizzas. Mom: Wait, Oreo… is that my credit card?! Oreo: You take care of cleaning out fridge mom. I will take care of cleaning out your credit card.