Me: I’m trans
Therapist: *head explodes*
Therapist: How have you been?
Me: *thinking:well, that’s hard to say because I’ve been 5 different people this week....how do I word this?* Um.....up and down
Therapist: How do you feel right now?
Me: *thinking: well, maverique me is pretty chill, but guy me is freaking out* Um....I dunno, a lot I guess....
Me: I’m genderfluid
Therapist: What does that mean?
Me: My gender changes. To me it’s kinda like being different people at different times.
Therapist: Sounds like that could be a personality disorder
Me: I’m asexual right now
Therapist: Are you sure? Depression can cause low sex drive.
Me: I’m aromantic right now
Therapist: What is that?
Me: I don’t have any romantic attractions and I’m not interested in them
Therapist: Are you sure you’re not just afraid of getting hurt and don’t want to be close to anyone?
Me: I’m polya
Therapist: What’s that?
Me: I have multiple partners
Therapist: How many?
Me: 2 right now
Therapist: Why do you feel the need for two partners?
Me: That’s how it worked out. It’s how I’m built I guess
Therapist: Do you think you’ll ever commit to just one partner?
Me:.......probably not.....I don’t particularly care to if I happen to love or be attracted to multiple people
Therapist: Don’t you see how that could contribute to depression? Don’t you think there’s someone out there you could be monogamous with?
Therapist: It seems like you’re very fragmented, maybe we can work on integrating yourself and creating more stability
Me: *thinking: so you’re basically saying “Let’s try to make you not fluid!”* I never said I was fragmented, just that I’m not just one person...
Therapist: That sounds like a personality disorder
Me: *sigh*
Me: I’m gender neutral right now
Therapist: I don’t understand, weren’t you a guy last week?
Me: Yes, I told you I was fluid
Therapist: Oh that’s right! Speaking of that, have you heard anything about this personality disorder called. . .
Me: No. Just no. *hangs up on call-in session*