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The Myth of Creation and the Three Realms
Most accounts of the Myth of Creation begin with the Dreaming, the first realm. The Dreaming is a plane of pure potential, of dreams and nightmares. Dreams need dreamers, however, and so the second realm, the Sprit Realm, was created. The spirits dreamed, and those dreams became reality.
A cruel deity spied on everyone from a shitty patch of the sky, where it was more mud-colored than that celestial blue-black that helps our stars to stand out. He was a He, and he saw all of the people as an Us, and so he was bitter and wrathful when he realized his loneliness. He saw the mighty garden, he saw how fertile the soil was, and how varied the garden culture was, and he just twisted even tighter in his knobbed and dry identity. He sent down a bad pod to shove itself and burrow into the garden, and while one man was harvesting more than he needed one day, he held the extra in his hands and he turned his eyes to the side, towards something that whispered to him. It was the imposter pod. It had become a plant. Think of it like this: the story is not that a woman named Eve ate an apple, but that a man bent down, his hands filled with the weight of having more than his share. This made-up ancient man who I am putting in this useful story did not walk toward the community, but instead opened his mouth, and the pod plant slithered right in. The vine sprouted greed and loneliness and panic in the man. The vine said, "You should have it all. It should all be you. Everyone else is trying to make you less of you and you need to stop them." The first man with the root of the alien vine in his body went out and opened his mouth again in front of others, and the vine shot into every single person that he spoke to, and they all took the vine and the lie into themselves.
Jenny Slate, “The Root: A Made-Up Myth,” Little Weirds
This is the best origin myth I’ve ever seen. Please read “Little Weirds” or listen to her audiobook, it’s such a comforting, original, and lovely work.
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The Passover narrative is one of the greatest stories ever told. More than any other biblical account, the escape of the enslaved Hebrews from Egypt is the foundational story of the Jewish faith and identity, one that all Jews are commanded to pass on from generation to generation.
Also, it never happened.
For decades now, most researchers have agreed that there is no evidence to suggest that the Exodus narrative reflects a specific historical event. Rather, it is an origin myth for the Jewish people that has been constructed, redacted, written and rewritten over centuries to include multiple layers of traditions, experiences and memories from a host of different sources and periods.
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The god shu separating Sibu, the earth god, and Nuit, goddess of the sky. The dawn of civilization : Egypt and Chaldæa. 1894.
the girl who spent
days making birds from lighting & clay to feel less alone became a god.
— Alfredo Aguilar, from “Origin Myth,” published in The Shallow Ends