#origin phil

[fuzzycryptid]

Philzoo.

Dad goes on a trip to the store, comes back 3 days later with 7 pets. Just the usual! Darn, every time I thought I was through with this, he’d get ANOTHER FRICKEN’ PET. How many do you need, Phil??? Actually, no, I take that back. You need every single one.

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[goodtimeswithluigi]

I swear if Jordan at all mentions how good of a parental figure Phil is or makes a remark on how his parents didn’t do stuff like that with him, I’m going to break.