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[babylilacprincess]

Hey, look at that. These are my ankle and elbow. My sexy ankle and elbow. Yes. So hot. So pointy.

[jessamine--lovelace]

Any soft Zoyalina headcanons?

anon marry me??

so this is a sort of modern au or just not that canon compliant because after row zoyalai owns me. and maybe Alina has her powers here because I said so

on their first anniversary, genya talks them into changing their hair colour. alina is super down with it but Zoya needs some persuasion

it takes alina a lot of sweet talk, kisses and some begging to get zoya on board, but she eventually agrees

so they end up with matchy blue hair, the colour of their keftas

Zoya complains the whole time and genya threatens her that she'll make her a redhead if she doesn't stay put. it shuts zoya up and alina laughs at her about it later

i feel like zoya is the lazier one? she is the last to get up from the bed/wake up and alina is glad because she gets to watch zoya sleep in the mornings

the sun shining on her dark skin and her hair, making her look absolutely beautiful and alina's heart just can't handle it

Zoya is kinda like a cat in this way? always shifts in bed so she gets to the warmest part? the sun is shining on alina's part of the bed and alina gets up from the bed for 2 minutes? yeah it's zoya's side now

somehow alina ALWAYS has cold hands/feet which zoya finds exceedingly ironic since she's a sun summoner, so she makes fun of it, but always cuddles alina close to her so they can warm up together

they kiss each other's hands

but somehow, holding hands in public isn't really for them??? they'll keep a hand in each other's back pocket if one of them feels possessive or one of them will hold the other's wrist if they're in a crowd or they link their arms together, but they tend to prefer they hands free most times they're together

because maybe sometimes zoya will play with the wind softly so it blows alina's hair out of her face and maybe alina likes making rays of sunshine shine on zoya, making her skin glow and warming her up. but they would never admit it to each other

they hold hands when they're alone tho, especially when they have sex or just stay in bed. it's comforting they definitely have a kink for each other's hands just saying

they just adore each other so much? and sometimes they stare at each other like they've never seen each other.

i feel like they're both extra needy, but hate showing it, or more like zoya acts tough but ends up having to spell it out for alina because she's oblivious like that sometimes and zoya needs attention and affection right then and there. for alina is a bit more difficult because she never knows how to talk to zoya about her needs? even after years of being together she's still a big self conscious and has to take her time before asking for attention. but they're working on that together

alina was the one to say "I love you" first, but zoya kissed her first

alina loves using zoya's boobs as a pillow, it's the most comfortable place in the whole world for alina.

most times, zoya ends up being the big spoon because alina is warm under the covers

speaking of covers, zoya steals the blanket and alina made peace with that fact and has an extra blanket just for herself

this is longer than expected. let me know what u think of it and don't hesitate to pop in my askbox to make me talk about them more

[fuck-em-up-your-grace]

Legend, Marin, Twilight, Midna, Vio, and Shadow all get asked to participate in a show called “Doomed Relationships”. 

[geyfrog]

find your early queen album name

queen + your birth month in roman numerals

[jessamine--lovelace]

i have nowhere else to put these so here. grishaverse au where the darkling is a woman and Alina is a closeted lesbian

they’re all queer idc

edit: this is zoyalina btw even if it doesn't seem so from the beginning

aleksandra morozova was raised amongst so much misoginy and prejudice against grisha that she wanted to gain power and make a good life for everyone like her clearly she got lost along the way lol

anyway. Alina and mal are still bffs gay lesbian alliance

mal has a comp het crush on alina and Alina on him, they get over it quickly tho

Alina is taken to the little palace, she gets an immediate crush on the darkling clearly she thinks Zoya is hot, but just admires from afar bc she s so mean and cold

the darkling is even hotter as a woman u can't change my mind

everything goes mostly like canon, the darkling seduces alina and alina is all about worshipping this powerful woman who wants to give her power. she helps alina realise she likes women, manipulates her in the process, makes her think that the darkling is the only one who could offer her security and other bullshit

the night that baghra tells alina the truth about the darkling’s plan, zoya is waiting alina at her door because she wants to confront her about how she fall out of the darkling’s good grace because of her idk. and baghra finds them both in alina’s rooms so she makes both of them leave, zoya helping alina to get lost in the country  baghra makes up a lie about how zoya went to visit her family/is in a mission so no one suspects zoya is a “traitor” except the darkling and genya who know the truth

mal is still looking for alina but he doesn't know Zoya is with her so it's a big surprise when he finds them both huddled up in a big coat together, freezing their asses off, zoya bitching about how alina better be grateful that she s helping to save her glowstick ass

Zoya calls mal alina s boyfriend exactly once before both mal and alina strongly let her know their disgust to that idea 

so yeah Zoya is a bit weirded out bc they are so close to each other and yet they're not together??? but she is kinda starting to get along with alina and maybe she s not so bad, and just maybe she starts to like her 

they find the stag blabla Zoya is taken back to the little palace while Alina and mal are taken to expand the fold or whatever the darkling has in mind

alina and mal escape and run off as in canon, except they pose as siblings in novyi zem. Mal finds a cute boy there and develops a crush but he s too devoted to keeping alina safe to risk getting into any relationship

Alina doesn't agree and makes him go on a date with the dude before everything goes to shit

the darkling comes back, takes them, Nikolai happens etc.

as soon as Nikolai gets them back in ravka, he tries to woo alina and propose to her like in canon. she s not really out yet tho she s not ready for it, not even Mal knows yet even if he suspects something from their time spend with zoya and the looks alina gave her, and the hurt look she has whenever the darkling is mentioned/she explains what the deal is with her evil plan, but he lets her take her time

Nikolai is all about flirting to the sun summoner and she s nice about it, polite, but clearly trying to get away because she s lowkey uncomfortable. declines his marriage proposal, and nikolai thinks it's because of Mal but he s wrong. mal tries to have a talk with alina about this, but alina panicks and says “he seems like your type, not mine” and mal is lost like ?? he s a prince?? and probably straight?? and he asked YOU to marry him?? 

and alina realises she is tired to keep this up, so she tells mal about her liking women. mal hugs her and she confesses that the darkling helped her come to terms with it in a way, and it messed with her and she feels shame that she fell for the manipulation

so when they're on the way to os alta, and Nikolai kisses her for the public, she just says "I like girls please never do that again or I'll use the cut on your face." as soon as they are alone in their couch and Nikolai is stunned and apologises to her a lot of shit starts to make sense for nikolai now lol

so after that tiny incident, Nikolai knows it's pointless to pursue Alina so he only keeps up his show for the public and becomes really good friends with alina and mal

nikolai would still very much like that political alliance and he sometimes jokingly tells alina “you’ll have lots of women at your feet if you become queen. aren’t you interested in that?” and alina is just done with his ass

clearly nikolai and mal hook up at some point and it's kinda awkward afterwards bc they both have a bit of a crush on each other but don't want to admit it Alina is amused

so they go back to os alta, and Zoya is there!!! and Alina literally hugs her bc she was so worried and she missed her and "I shouldn't have let her take you away, I'm so sorry I left you behind zoya" and Zoya is so surprised she doesn't respond to the hug for a while before crushing alina in a tight embrace without saying anything

everyone is a bit shocked bc Zoya is hugging Alina?? since when are they getting along??? what is happening???

they have a talk when they are alone and zoya tells alina about her aunt and how she doesn’t blame alina for what the darkling did, alina tells her about the second amplifier. they hug again and maybe some tears are spilled but that’s between them and no one has to know

they prepare and train and alina and zoya get closer and closer. mal, being the captain to alina’s guard, kinda has to stick around with her when she meets with nikolai and it’s awkward and their conversations aren’t as lively as they used to be and it lowkey breaks alina’s heart a bit and annoys her until she explodes one day when she s alone with a miserable looking mal waiting for nikolai to appear at a meeting “saints mal just talk to him”

and mal being mal just straightens his back and ignores her like a stubborn idiot which infuriates alina she totally tries to annoy him by reflecting some light into his eyes 

“i know something happened on the road between you two. you’re both acting weird. would it kill you to talk to him?” but mal doesn’t get to answer because nikolai is walking in talking about some plan, totally oblivious to what is happening. Later, after the meeting is over, alina gets nikolai alone and tries to talk to him, but he s just as stubborn as mal and tells her that there’s nothing to be done bc mal avoids him everytime he manages to get near him and got the message “my ego can’t handle another rejection”

therefore alina finds herself in need to fix this thing between nikolai and mal because the tension is getting on her nerves and she is stressed enough as it is with everything going on

little side note, the darkling still comes to her in visions and she thinks she is going insane before she starts talking to zoya about it and zoya takes in the habit of spending the evenings in alina’s rooms, both of them searching in books for more information about the amplifiers or sometimes talking. zoya isn’t soft and she never will be, but alina likes that. a lot. ANYWAY zoya is the one to come up with the plan to somehow lock nikolai and mal in a room together. they get tolya and tamar in on it too. 

alina makes sure she sets up a meeting with nikolai under a false pretext when mal is on watch. alina and mal arrive first and as soon as nikolai enters she gets up “oh saints i left the book in my rooms” and leaves before mal or nikolai can react. and then one of the twins closes the door and they can hear it being locked and then alina’s voice from the other side “we’ll let you out after you have a talk. the tension between you two is getting insufferable” 

they talk and sort things out a bit. everything gets less stressful for everyone

one night the darkling comes to alina, and zoya is about to leave. alina freezes because it’s not the darkling she sees, but zoya “she’ll never want you. i am the only one who can love you, who understands you.” it’s the darkling’s voice and alina can’t move, can’t breathe, just stares at the darkling as she takes back her own face. zoya can only see alina’s face getting paler and her expression more terrified even as the darkling disappears 

zoya tries to shake alina, calls out her name, but alina just looks at her with such a sad expression that it unsettles zoya even more. “she’s right” alina whispers, barely audible, over and over again 

“what did she tell you?! alina you can’t listen to her! she lies. she manipulates everyone, you can’t believe anything she says. it’s not the truth. anything she tells you”

alina shakes her head “you’ll never- i’m such an idiot.” tears are welling up in her eyes 

“i’ll never what?” “want me” 

and zoya freezes, just staring at alina, shocked. alina takes it wrong, she tries to put space between them, tries to run in embarassment, but zoya catches her hands, holds her still and looks into alina’s eyes. alina can’t look her in the eyes, can’t seem to find it in her to do it. “you really are an idiot if you think i would just spend my evenings and risk my ass for just any friend” and then she cups alina’s face in her palms and she kisses her. 

alina is so surprised she doesn’t respond to the kiss for a second, but then she kisses zoya back and they both just melt into each other. zoya feels a tear run down alina’s face, into her cheek and breaks away with a “don’t go soft on me now starkov” and alina laughs through her tears and goes to kiss zoya again just because she can.

wow this turned out way longer than i intended, but damn did it give me serotonin coming up with it. i just want to say that, if the darkling was a woman, the character would be more hated, but sexier and i’m alright with that. also everyone is queer because i said so. i have more zoyalina headcanons that i’ll probably post bc now i’m investedTM so come and shout about them to me i won’t mind

[jessamine--lovelace]

zoyalina modern day(?) headcanon

this is self indulged

zoya calls alina a glowstick to annoy her

double dates with tamar and nadia

the darkling is both Zoya and Alina's abusive, asshole, manipulative ex, and the reason they met

genya is their bride's maid at their wedding and nikolai and mal are their best men imagine mal walking alina down the aisle im emotional

their wedding has a blue theme(?) and their wedding dresses are silver and gold like the embroidery on their respective keftas

genya catches the bouquet ofc

tolya has a looong speech that somehow makes almost everyone cry

nikolai and mal made up a whole film with embarrassing videos of alina and zoya and they have the time of their lives presenting it

[jessamine--lovelace]

Thomastair headcanons pls!!

Alastair will(!!!) redeem himself and after that he'll court thomas bc it's what they deserve

Thomas calls Alastair "al" when no one is around and alastair melts

they are messes for each other like you can't mention one of them without the other to have a gay panic it's just how it is

Alastair likes tracing the outline of Thomas' tattoo and when he s feeling particularly soft (which is very often when it involves Thomas) he kisses it

Thomas reveals he can speak Persian by saying I love you for the first time in persian(and Alastair is on the floor bc of so much love)

Thomas is always running his hands through Alastair's hair and tells him he likes his hair

thomas also kisses alastair's eyes and skin and just worships him and all the parts of him that made him so insecure for so much time

alastair asks lucie for advice when he wants to buy Thomas a gift and she's beyond hyped(mostly because thomas asked Cordelia about a gift for Alastair and cordelia told Lucie about it so yeah)

alastair will bond with the other thieves and they will all spend time together like a happy family

Cordelia is the first one to find out about their relationship(followed shortly by the thieves and lucie)