#original trolls

[roselakeyt]

Muppet Aesthetic #6: Statler and Waldorf!

[cargostuck]

VEKZEK: used c0coons eh VEKZEK: this here's a g0od model VEKZEK: just 500 caegars KARKAT: 500 CAEGARS???? HAS YOUR PAN ROTTED INSIDE YOUR NUGBONE?!? KARKAT: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM YOUR SHITTY STORE!!! KANAYA: Calm Down Karkat KARKAT: NO I WILL *NOT* CALM DOWN! WHAT KIND OF BEASTSHIT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE! KARKAT: WHO THE FUCK DARES TO SELL A USED RECUPERACOON FOR 500 FUCKING CAEGARS! I'D RATHER POKE MY GANDERBULBS OUT THAN SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON A PEACE OF SHIT THAT WONT LAST MORE THAN TWO SWEEPS! VEKZEK: listen here kid VEKZEK: 500 caegars is pretty fucking reas0nable VEKZEK: if y0u don't like it VEKZEK: t0o fucking bad VEKZEK: the guy a c0uple blocks over is selling them for 400 but you believe me when i say you'll get much better quality from me VEKZEK: s0 either you take that deal or you fuck off to kudjuu's KARKAT: WELL I GUESS WE FUCKING WILL!!! COME ON, KANAYA. LET'S GO. VEKZEK: send my regards t0 that nooksucker VEKZEK: assh0le

Today on cargostuck: Greysign argues with a Salesman

[lazytownlane]

[askasubjuggulator]

A-HALCYON-E AT MSPFA.COM!

[glitched-out]

Found this cute Trolls suitcase at the thrift shop today

[differentbirdobservation]

The Carmilla school of trolling your fandom.

where everyone is subtle but Paige.

[elloellenoh]

Statler & Waldorf: Meh (by MuppetsStudio)

[k-yuragi-blog]

So...have some fantrolls! Tyrant blood to mutant blood. (We also have two greenblood but i didn't know their design!) Names are links to their owner tumblrs. Edalia Poisyn | Chandy Melbat | Denena Albeah | Dokran Psitur | Fideli Sanahi