#original: bones

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

We already have Jacen to make lame jokes. Let's stick to facts.

Jaina Solo

[jacensolodjo]

Alpha 17: *practically guffawing after watching footage of a Jedi managing to miss parrying every single blaster bolt*

Everyone in a five kilometer radius: I did not know he could laugh.

[incorrectdaysofourlivesquotes]

Paulina: Have you no control over these idiots? Rafe: None whatsoever.

[spnneversaidthat]

Sam: She? You think the killer was a woman?

Eileen: Poison is a murder weapon most often utilised by women… although… I’m more of a flamethrower kind of girl.

[notesofarichlycolorednight]

Lan Xichen: My advice, for what it’s worth: Forget the bruised brain and go with the lion heart.

Wei Wuxian: Right. Right. Yeah, and uh, tell Lan Zhan how I feel.

Lan Xichen: Yes. Except be sure about your feelings. Because if you crack that shell, and you change your mind, he’ll die of loneliness before he'll ever trust anyone again.

[incorrectblackcloverquotes]

Asta: Can I ask you something?

Gauche: Is there any way to say "no?"

[inaccurate-halo-quotes]

Infinity Date Night.

Lasky: (on chatter) ok, thanks. (hangs up) That was Locke, apparently there's a disturbance on one of out Stations near Infinity.

Palmer: (stirring a pot) So does this mean you'll be missing date night?

Lasky: Nah, Locke and his team can take care of themselves. Besides, I don't want to miss that Whore Sauce.

Palmer: (glares) will you please stop referring to the puttanesca as "Whore Sauce?"

Lasky: (smiling) I'm sorry but does "puttanesca" not mean "In the style of the whore" in Italian?

Palmer: Yeah, it does, and every time I make it, I regret having told you that.

Lasky: Whore Sauce.

[incorrectlozbotwquotes]

King Rhoam: *about the Champions as they are engaged in an arm wrestling contest with their Divine Beasts* Have you no control over these idiots?

Zelda: None whatsoever.