#ortstarter

[grahamnobel]

“Does talking to your plants actually help them grow faster? I’m totally asking for a friend.”

[breehays]

There’s a month left of summer vacation and we still don’t have a new routine that’s sharp enough to show Coach Sylvester. I’m not letting my reputation as captain go to shit because nobody is willing to pull themselves away from the beach. If I have to resort to bribing people to show up to practice, what do you suggest?

[marcomillions]

“I didn’t think people actually tried to talk to you on the subway. But of course, the horror story happened. My heart really does go out to that woman who had her small business shut down but. still. It’s probably earbuds that makes all the difference.”

[sterlingjeffs]

I’m pretty sure I’m not crazy but I’m also pretty sure that my tux shrunk a size or two since the last time I tried it on.

[bridiecoughlan]

Someone who loves me should prove their love by getting me tickets to see Aladdin on Broadway. If I was dying, this would be my dying wish. And also to have my ashes scattered from a hot air balloon floating over Amsterdam. 

[steviestraight]

I thought my thirteen year old brother would hate having to come to shoots with me but they’re going to give the kid a job any day now. The fashion world should watch out for the next Straight to hit the scene.

[steviestraight]

I don’t understand why those Valentine’s Day conversation hearts are so popular. Lex gave me a bag and they literally taste like chalk.

[ivyhamilton]

Okay, no big deal or anything, but I just got accepted to Juilliard.