#osgr.bio

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ten trillion americans on tumblr and not one of you told me George Washington died because some genius thought the best cure for his sore throat was removing the vast majority of his blood

[osmoticradiant]

top 5..... internal organs?

I'm gonna use the parameter of Which Ones Are Fun To Think About:

1. Brain. Admittedly the brain may be biased in this case but in my defence it's also ranked this high for the sheer number of ways it can decide to cause problems

2. Spleen because it ruptures sometimes with either no clear cause or a dumb cause like "flu" and that's cool even if it's also really bad for you objectively speaking. It also does important things like acting as a store of blood cells (this is why it's bad when it goes pop) but I'm mostly here for the stupid ass spontaneous rupturing

3. Liver because it grows back

4. Bone marrow because that's where the blood comes from and blood is cool. Not the rest of the bone though those suckers are fragile and thus Stupid

5. Semicircular canals because I need them to stand up without falling over (more than usual, anyway), and because they work by being Full Of Juice and sensing the movement of the juice, which is pretty cool.

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I didn't tell you guys about my adventure in getting a blood test done

Long story short my veins have not calmed down in their quest to escape any and all damage and I think I caused the lady at the clinic undue stress but the blood did come out at a decent speed this time so that's a plus

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Why does MS Word accept "hyperglycaemic" as a word but not "glycaemic". It's literally inside the other word. MS Word what's wrong with you why are you like this