#ossy yaps

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

Who's the most puntable Spidey?

Easy.

It’s @totally-not-peter-parker , he wouldn’t give me his blood and I think that’s just plain rude.

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

The urge to just

*🫡🖕🫥☠️*

rn is strong

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

I’m bored so…

Pineapple on pizza vs Shrimp on pizza??

(There is a right answer)

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

…

…can someone pay for my therapy..?

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

apricot + steel + Harlequin

-@notsoneighborhoodspider-man

Wait what poison tho? ‘Cause I have standards.

Also, thanks :]

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

Heyyy Ossy?

Weird question but what's the name of your (ex?) Therapist friend?

Hey!!

That’d be Asa ( @the-multiversal-shrink )!

I don’t mean to pry or anything, but ya doing okay?

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

Do you know how to break in to a house through a window..?

@notsoneighborhoodspider-man

Yeah, why’d ya want to know, Spidey?

Whose house are we robbing??

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

Lava

@notsoneighborhoodspider-man

Bro I could say the same about u—

And, again, I am perfectly mentally and physically sound >:[