Nov 21, 2025
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meanwhile in New York nepobaby Osterhaus still waiting for his new buddy to return from their family trip
Osterhaus being Talamasca agent from Amsterdam convincing Guy to join the Amsterdam side of Talamasca to eventually leading to Guy finding out about Jasper.
AU where Guy just got out of college and is broke, the cost of life has risen significantly, his landlord can’t stand one more week of no payment, so he makes an ultimatum: if he doesn’t pay in a week he will have to leave the apartment. This is not a problem because Guy is already about to have an interview in the most prestigious law firm Cavitt.
Sadly, the day of the interview things don’t go according to plan. His bus is late, he arrives one hour later and it’s raining.
Guy: Nah it’s over
He proceeds to do what anyone in their right mind will do, stand right in front of the building while getting drenched. Suddenly a man approaches with an umbrella.
Osterhaus: Sir I don’t think you should be standing in the middle of the street
Guy: You don’t get it! I was about to have the most important interview here but now it doesn’t even matter!
Osterhaus: Could it be that you were here for the lawyer job?
Guy: Yes
Osterhaus: I was the one doing the interviews, I think I can make an exception just for you
Guy: Seriously?
Osterhaus: Yes, now, I really think you should dry yourself, my apartment is close
Unknowingly to Guy, he had just charmed the heir of a multimillion company
Can love triumph over class differences?
If Guy found out that Osterhaus was a Talamasca agent, he would absolutely beat the shit out of him. Problem is that Osterhaus would get off on it.
Why was osterhaus making those faces whilst interviewing guy? Sir, you looked like guy was sucking you off.
Raglan to Guy, after meeting Osterhaus: How many talamasca agents do you know?
Guy: No Mr. Osterhaus isn't talamasca, he's old colleague from Cavitt.
Raglan: Denial is a river in Egypt, and your fuck buddy is talamasca.
Did I write a Guy x Osterhaus fic. Yes. Yes i did. Here it is: x
Final Destination 1 AU where everyone is on the plane about to go on vacation, until one dude called Guy suddenly gets a premonitory dream and ruins everyone’s holiday