State Of The Union:
Quick update for you all!
Valerie Wallace and Millie Porter are awfully worried about me, don't you think? So my question is, why? I surely haven't said anything about them...yet. But don't worry Val, you're a star in my next post! So why get upset, girls? There are only two ways this can go. Either you have something to hide, or you are just genuinely concerned for the well being of OSU.
I'm betting on the first one.
In other news, uh oh! we have a trouble maker on our hands. my sources tell me that Miss Lennox Smith is rather smitten with someone. In fact, two someones. Lenn, haven't you learned anything from your older sisters? Playing two guys never turns out well. Just ask some of the Delta Gamma girls. Specifically, the senior ones.
Silly Lennox.
Oh my, we have a secret romance blossoming! Maybe I wont say names yet...A baby DeltaGam and a baby SigEp! Wont the other girls just be heartbroken.
Thats all for now. But I'm watching, as always.