Jan 9, 2019
Top 10 Forbidden Bard Instruments™ part 2
Hey friends! Everyone’s suggestions made my week! Here’s a few more:
1. Hurdy Gurdy
Hard core medieval electric guitar? Yes please
2. Slide Whistle
Takes a surprisingly masterful touch to be proficient with this mystical tool
3. Cowbell
Can always use more of these
4. Vuvuzela
toob but far, far more annoying
5. Melodica
Harmonica + Keyboard = an instrument of the gods
6. Finger Cymbals
ting ting :)
7. Duck Call
For all you Bard/Druid multiclassers out there
8. Otomatome
Friend shaped and Will Whoop Your Ass
9. Airhorn
Blast those motherfuckers into the Astral Plane
10. Vibraslap
The thing literally has teeth
HONORABLE MENTIONS
11. Recorder
The Meme Machine
12. Bongos
Badda Bing Badda Boom baby
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