#cursed instruments

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[nailsofvecna]

My tribute to this post.

[seliseon]

Top 10 Forbidden Bard Instruments™

In no particular order:

1. Kazoo

Simple, small, and an absolute delight

2. Contrabassoon

The thing already looks like a weapon of mass destruction, why not make it one?

3. Canjo

Half can, half banjo, this thing has chaotic neutral bard written all over it

4. Harmonica

When you need to get all Billy Joel up in this shit

5. Spoons

Practical for eating and inspiration! 

6. Keytar

The most badass instrument for the most badass class

7. Sax-A-Boom

Jack Black. Need I say more?

8. Theramin

I’m pretty sure this thing already runs on magic, so it’s nearly perfect

9. Digeridoo

toob

10. Boomwhackers

Musical AND melee attacks

Please feel free to add more :)

[seliseon]

Top 10 Forbidden Bard Instruments™ part 2

Hey friends! Everyone’s suggestions made my week! Here’s a few more:

1. Hurdy Gurdy

Hard core medieval electric guitar? Yes please

2. Slide Whistle

Takes a surprisingly masterful touch to be proficient with this mystical tool

3. Cowbell

Can always use more of these

4. Vuvuzela

toob but far, far more annoying

5. Melodica

Harmonica + Keyboard = an instrument of the gods

6. Finger Cymbals

ting ting :)

7. Duck Call

For all you Bard/Druid multiclassers out there

8. Otomatome

Friend shaped and Will Whoop Your Ass

9. Airhorn

Blast those motherfuckers into the Astral Plane

10. Vibraslap

The thing literally has teeth

HONORABLE MENTIONS

11. Recorder

The Meme Machine

12. Bongos

Badda Bing Badda Boom baby