Y'know what'd be a fun idea?
Ok so you know me, I love writing NUzi fluff, physically can't get enough moments of the goobers being the softest and best couple ever, but I've been getting a brainworm recently that I can't stop thinking about.
Since Disassembly Drones have a programmed positive response to certain stimuli (fighting, killing, drinking oil, etc) and thanks to Uzi's situation with basically being in a hybrid-state between a Worker and Disassembly Drone thanks to the nanites...
There could very well be a scene in OTRP where N and Uzi spar together, and they both feel that incredibly addictive rush of "Good Brain Chemicals" and things turn from a sparring match, to a full-on fight where they both get a little crazy (Like ep4 Solver Uzi and Ep1 N levels of crazy/unhinged except they're BOTH fully aware of things)
Turns out, mutual pre-programmed homicidal urges built into you by uncaring Human masters IS a love language /j
You know that weird urge to bite something you think is cute? Basically I'm thinking something like that except it's VERY literal between the two of them.
Something something "N's eyes flicker into an 'X' mark and he gives Uzi a wide grin that speaks of a restrained, murderous prowess, and Uzi can't help but return the smile with an equally murderous grin of her own and lean closer as her visor flickers. "
Like the more I think about it, the more I like the idea lmao, like N and Uzi having a relationship that's wholesome (all the sweet, sweet brainrot), yet would be kind of foreign to a Human (Human dates don't usually end in a lethal sparring match featuring RAILGUNS AND MISSILES between the two lovebirds after all) and expressing that kind of willingness to arm chop as a love language is just something they do as a bunch of dorky murder machines who love eachother. Like its unhinged as all heck, but it feels weirdly plausible for the duo to take up sparring as a love-language/way to keep them both fully trained and ready to fight DDs/because it's fun, gives the "good-brain chemicals" plus they're bored
(Might not write it into canon, but I do like the idea of Uzi expressing similar DD traits at times thanks to some cool stuff happening, let them be unhinged together and express their mutual feelings through dorky cheesy stuff as well as consensual and mutual arm-chopping dammit! Let them be a bunch of deranged racoons on weekends and kiss on weekdays!)
