SideVermin93 @side-vermin93 - Tumblr Blog

HELLO AND WELCOME

HEY FOLKS! My name's SideVermin93 and uuuuh I have a Tumblr account (I've HAD ONE for MONTHS NOW and only now have I remembered that Tumblr exists /silly) and I've decided to share it to the world so everyone gets to see me in my little terrarium.

So! If you know me from OTRP, GLAD TO HAVE YOU LOOKING AT MY BLOG, I'm always down to talk about my AU (as in, I will literally explode if someone wants to talk about it) and I hope I can actually get into Tumblr and start using it for more than browsing art lmao

#on the rebel path #HELLO HI HELLO HEY!#WELCOME I GUESS??#how do i tag shit

infiniteskeletonxylophones

Shower thought: Sourdough starter is basically a pet shoggoth you keep in your fridge.

You follow an arcane formula you pulled out of an ancient tome (or the collected essence of all human knowledge, with the aid of a scrying device) to perform a ritual that creates a squirming, amorphous mass of life. You feed it, you give it a little water, and it bubbles and burbles and grows and shrinks and changes shapes. Occasionally it tries to escape, or outgrows its container, and you have to brutally cut its tentacles off.

But then you mix the tentacles with your other ingredients, bake them and eat the results.

And that's also how it reproduces. So you're creating, cooking and eating a baby shoggoth.

infiniteskeletonxylophones

It gets worse: We've done this for thousands of years, and it's knowledge passed down from mother to daughter. By feel. By smell. Most men in modern times don't know anything about it. It is an ancient pagan ritual of life, death and rebirth. A sacrificial homunculus created to give birth, and die, and be consumed, and be revived over generations.

It is older than any current religion, older than iron, older than the written word. It is as old as agriculture, which means it is arguably as old as civilization. It is an ancient and inexplicable thing that most people have forgotten about, but it kept mankind alive through all the ages leading to now.

It's exactly the kind of horrible secret one of Lovecraft's protagonists would discover in some ancient family crypt, scrawled in some frenzied notebook taken to the grave by his grandfather, only to go mad from realizing that his family has been - bakers - for generations, stretching back to the neolithic era, and this unspeakable, ancient thing is still alive in his ancestral home, breathing, growing, hungry - and he can smell it in the air. It smells like the fresh bread his own mother baked for him as a child. It's inside him. It was always a part of him. And he is the last of his line. He must contain it. He must bake it. He must eat of its young.

infiniteskeletonxylophones

taillessjackal

uzi eating grass

taillessjackal

Uzi bleeeehhh

eveledoze

"they're mad as helllll"

didn't have any specific thought about the context of this one, but now i'm thinking that N had a conflict with someone (not on his initiative) and he was ready to give up on it, since he simply doesn't like dealing with it and he's tired, and Uzi is his moral support and will insist on sorting out the situation

sadwetcat1

sleepy doodles I did in summer :>

emophobix

uzi you are adorable i would eat a rock for you

wags-my-tail

can you tell I don't know how to draw people holding a bong.....

Anyway yeah I was bored and this sounded funny in my head Made this in like 40 mins in MS Paint as you can probly tell Original meme under keep reading