#ouch?

[pseudophan]

https://x.com/danandphilposts/status/2056737764712845472?s=46

awesome. so we should all die then.

[omglaurashutup]

credit

[catzz089]

IS THAT THE NICO ‘DEFEATED LEWIS HAMILTON IN EQUAL MACHINERY, 2016 WORLD CHAMPION, FRIEND, TEAMMATE, CHILDHOOD BUDDY, RIVAL, EVERYTHING BUT A LOVER, BRITNEY, MY WIFE’ ROSBERG??????

Uhhh, no?

It’s the Monaco based YouTuber!

[cilil]

You know, I feel like an underrated detail about Mairon is that he's not just very pretty and all that, but should also be quite strong physically.

Sure, Ainur can make themselves a big and strong as they want pretty much and you don't have to be a mountain of muscle to be a smith, but Mairon has been doing this for literal ages while also participating in big construction projects, wrangling werewolves, dragons, Melkor and other monsters and occasionally fighting.

Now imagine some drunk idiot Ar-Pharazôn seeing Mairon at a bar or party and deciding to grab a fistful of twink ass, only to be punched in the face with the flaming fist of a demigod who's been doing physical labor for ages and has the arms and shoulders to match

[kangarew-tail-7]

This man’s doctor straight up told him he needs therapy…

[ghost-proofbaby]

planning tragic fics is all fun and games until i have to write the words "would have graduated in may 1986" with my own hand and pen

[astarions-wife]

Hey besties! If you trigger the Astarion cutscene after speaking with Araj on a non romanced character, he’ll start going on about how he should’ve done it because “his body is all he’s good for” and then he’ll finally say at the end of it that he can stop using himself and stop being used. So respectfully I’m sobbing.

[cheetorolo]

Just got told that my presence is addictive, but in a bad way - like nicotine. So that’s cool I guess 😃👍