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[hand-inthe-dragonsmaw]

what tf???????

my wife just got nuked not fucking four days after she got hack and she didnt even ANNOUNCE she was back, just fucking started posting

and shes nuked?? pendulousbunnyudders just got back and now shes gone again?

someone help us, help HER, cause we needed to make a donation post today and now she cant and mine is barely making the rounds

v3nm0: @Crow-Forgemaster , @Prince-Nova

c@sh@pp: $dragonforgedbutch , $StrayNova

and for people from outside of the USA, her F@nsly: @lil_puppy_nova

we need food for us and our cats and bills! we had some money before but a large unexpected bill took it all

[rui-cifer]

Help a Trans Woman secure HRT and an Education

Hello all. I am unfortunately coming to you, hat in hand, rattling my can, on behalf of a trans girl, Tessa, that I love dearly like a sister. She's been very housing insecure for a while, but fortunately, she's found stable housing. However, since she hasn't been able to work or continue her education, she has been having a hard time getting healthcare in the USA for HRT due to the cost or any amount of income to pay to finish getting her GED. Normally, I'd front the cost a bit, but unfortunately, the university does not pay me in the summer.

We're hoping to raise 500 Dollars for the HRT and 200 dollars for the complete cost of the GED testing. Her Ca$happ is $marbledcrayfish. Thank you so much for reading this and potentially helping Tessa out!

0/700

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[lucyflawless]

the planet won't heal until fat butches are a common sight in media

[serafphim]

[catboybiologist]

Oh shit I officially crossed 20k followers recently

I've been sitting at above 19500 for a while which then was just reeeaaalllyy slowly creeping up, I think I basically reached saturation of people who would be interested in following this weird gay ass scientist

But uh. Yeah. Thank you I guess? Idk what to say or whatever, when I crossed 10k I had my whole face reveal and account anniversary or whatever but now it's just like hi I'm here stubbornly clinging to this godforsaken website and you are too. Like two regulars at the health code violating bar across town.

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[casgirl]

they should invent a kind of apartment hunting that doesn't make you want to throw up for weeks

[our-queer-experience]

going to start calling it ethical monogamy. catch me giving a fuck

[our-queer-experience]

"i mean yeah it's fine that you're in a monogamous relationship, man, but, like, you're letting her have friends, right? she can go out and you won't freak out? her texts are private? she doesn't just say 'alright sure' every time you want to have sex? you interact with her friends and family without trying to make her look good? i just wanna make sure this monogamy is ethical"

[our-queer-experience]

the other week i was talking to a girl and she told me that her boyfriend made her cut off one of her friends (or only see him at group settings) because he was jealous. and in the meantime that man got shot and died. and she missed out on her last two years with him. and i started seeing fucking red

[fawnforevergone]

crazy how hozier compared the fact he couldn't tell his relationship was failing because he was too blinded by love to the idea that icarus could not tell he was dying because he was too enamoured by the sun and we were supposed to just carry on living like everything's normal.

[calamity-corner]

please help us pay rent/bills!

hello again friends, loved ones, and beloved mutuals. i hate to be making a post like this again so soon, but bottom surgery was extraordinarily expensive, and the time i had to take off work for surgery was not paid which has made bouncing back financially quite difficult while i wait for insurance to reimburse travel and lodging.

as such, myself and my live-in partner @delicate-viscera are coming up considerably short on the bills this month. we could really use some help making ends meet with rent, utilities, and groceries, as well as catching up on the money owed for the cat sitters who helped take care of our beautiful furballs while we were away from home.

i've never raised near this much money through tumblr before, and honestly i don't expect to, we're scrambling to find help through every avenue available. but anything you can do truly means the world!! even if it's only a couple bucks, even if it's just sending it to someone who you know is in a better position to help, or just sharing it on your blog for reach. we are two dykes in desperate need, recovering from surgery and sickness respectively, please help us make ends meet!!

i love you all very much <3

v: @ coldbrewcash

p: @ kohineko

c: $ c0ldbrewcash

$ 1,300 / 2,900

[calamity-corner]

jesus, i forgot to add the links like a fool. please reblog this version tysm ily

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[twofingerswhiskey]

"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[certifiedsexed]

Hey, do you have any book recs for having sex with women as a trans woman? I’m nervous as hell and it would be nice

Hi!

I'd recommend Girl Sex 101! It's not the best but its a pretty good read regardless of whether you're having sex with women or not and its very informative in a fairly encouraging way.

Its on the archive for free too!

[vioqueenofmushrooms]

I haven't read it myself but I've heard really good things about the zine Fucking Trans Women

Free download link

[certifiedsexed]

Cannot recommend that enough! I've read it too and it's awesome. It expanded my view of sex in general and its focus on transfem sexuality is incredible.

[sapphireh3arts]

i haaaaate getting them-ed. i am exclusively she/her. we occasionally use we for ourselves. but never they.

[mclennonyaoi]

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]