#ouhghhhh

[egonkula]

hello lovely gonk.... by the way..... this is the sylvanian family small guy with the same birthday as ray toro.... i thought this was important to show you...

oh sniff… it her twin…. identical actually. sniff

[sehtoast]

Dadlanders toddler with you/reader asking as they get bathed:

"Daddy/Mommy, am I part shark?"

You/reader is super confused yet amused as you ask them why they ask, and they reply:

"Because daddy looks like a shark when he smiles."

You chuckle at how cute they are, then laugh louder when you hear something crash to the floor, knowing it's hubby Homelander that fumbled with something when he was ease dropping in the next room.

You're welcome- 👻

STOOOOOOOOOP 😭😭😭😭😭 THIS MADE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET ADLKJGH

him just walking in and, "i sure am a shark! what, you think they made my suit blue for no reason? i gotta look the part!"

and then every shark related object becomes "just like daddy." 😭😭😭

imagine getting him father's day cards and the little one draws a bunch of sharks on it.

dadlander signing his name by drawing a shark of his own on birthday cards for the kiddo. sharks just becoming a theme and a little symbol of love and family

i'm going to BURST THERE'S JUST SO MUCH CUTE OPPORTUNITY HERE

[echothenekoneko]

Protogen assassin siblings Atlantic and Candi Sea Shanty

[pennyloafasqueak]

blurryface promo posters spotted outside of a few arenas. u know what that means. Polarize on the setli

[realwormcookie]

i fear i care about bfdi

[thecorporatetower]

(checks on poll from yesterday) (all seven votes are for yes) (insert dog in sunset meme)

-eugene

[itsabitweird8]

Idk why it’s side ways but here’s artful my love ^_^ also ignore the last post 😋

and banana peel ig

[bbael]

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