Me: Oh man I am so stressed out lately I sure wish I had someone that could take on some of these responsibilities for me
My brain immediately:

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Germany
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Malaysia
seen from China

seen from Malaysia
Me: Oh man I am so stressed out lately I sure wish I had someone that could take on some of these responsibilities for me
My brain immediately:
where i belong
animals (me) with their (my) emotional support plushie
made more then we expected haha..
Serves us right!
yeah we got the plushie autism
do what u want live ur life