Me: Oh man I am so stressed out lately I sure wish I had someone that could take on some of these responsibilities for me
My brain immediately:

seen from Germany

seen from Thailand
seen from Russia
seen from Russia

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United Kingdom
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Saudi Arabia
Me: Oh man I am so stressed out lately I sure wish I had someone that could take on some of these responsibilities for me
My brain immediately:
animals (me) with their (my) emotional support plushie
where i belong
made more then we expected haha..
Serves us right!
yeah we got the plushie autism
do what u want live ur life