Me: Oh man I am so stressed out lately I sure wish I had someone that could take on some of these responsibilities for me
My brain immediately:

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from Yemen

seen from United States

seen from Greece
seen from China
seen from Greece

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from China

seen from Canada
seen from United States

seen from Russia

seen from Tunisia
seen from Tunisia

seen from India
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
Me: Oh man I am so stressed out lately I sure wish I had someone that could take on some of these responsibilities for me
My brain immediately:
animals (me) with their (my) emotional support plushie
where i belong
made more then we expected haha..
Serves us right!
yeah we got the plushie autism
do what u want live ur life