Ouranjunkie requested this a while ago, and I finally sat down and wrote it. I could probably make this well over 5,000 words, but I think it’s better to keep it short. I hope you like it!
“Happy Birthday, Rob!” Julien shouted, engulfing his boyfriend in his arms. “I can’t believe you’re getting older, soon you’ll be a little old man.”
Robin grunted, poking Julien’s side. “You’re older than me, so does that mean you’ll be dirt by the time I’m an old man?” Robin asked.
“Pssh, no, I obviously will still be there with you, tripping you with my cane.”
Unable to continue the banter, Robin let out a snort and relaxed in his boyfriend’s arms. “So, what’d you get me?”
Julien looked down at Robin with fake surprise. “Why ever would I get you anything? I’m enough of a gift to count for every day of the year.”
Rolling his eyes, Robin replied with their joke. “Yeah, okay, sure, when the booty calls, duty calls.”
Julien grinned down at Robin’s exasperated face. “It’s a pretty fine one, you can even wrap me up like a present if you want.”
“Maybe, but what’d you really get me.”
Julien was silent for a minute, just enjoying running his hands through Robin’s hair. The chocolate waves were short, but so soft and fun to play with. He focused his attention back onto Robin when he cleared his throat. “Well, it’s not here yet per say.”
Robin tilted his head. “It hasn’t arrived yet?”
Julien took a second to find the right words before answering. “Well, you kind of have to help me with this part.”
Robin groaned and gave Julien an annoyed look. “This isn’t another sex roleplaying game, is it? Because that was fun and all, but I mean, I was kind of hoping for something else.”
“No, it’s not anything like that.”
“Well, what is it then?”
Going back to carding his fingers through Robin’s hair he began to explain. “So, remember all those tattoos I’ve been getting over the past two years?”
“The stupid ones?”
Julien made a whining noise, but continued. “They aren’t stupid, but anyway, I’ve been doing them myself.” Robin nodded slowly, not understanding where this was going. “Well, I’ve been saving up some money by doing that and since my dad past away and left me his money, I’ve got enough.”
Robin looked at Julien with confusion. “Enough for what?”
Pulling back slightly so that he could look at Robin’s face he gave him a happy smile. “Your phalloplasty.”
A blank look fell on Robin’s face, not believing what he was hearing. “… What the fuck did you just say?”
“I’ve got enough, we can get the rest of your surgery done, you can officially complete your transition. I know you’ve been talking about it for a while and I know you didn’t expect to be able to do for at least another five years, but we can do it now. I’ve done the financing and it’s completely in our budget. You’ve just got to talk to the doctors and- oh Robin, it’s okay.”
“I-I,” Robin said, trying to talk through the lump in his throat. Tears streamed down his face as he tried to get a grasp on his emotions. “A-Am I dreaming?”
Julien tenderly reached his hands up towards Robin’s face and tried to wipe the majority of the tears away. “I don’t think so, Rob. This is real, you’re going to get your surgery.”
Robin nodded numbly. “I’m… I’m gonna get a dick.”
Giving a quiet chuckle, Julien nodded his head. “Your own dick, Rob.”
Robin looked at Julien like he’d proven the moon was made out of cheese. “Holy fuck…”
Without another word, Robin wrapped his arms around Julien’s torso. How was this man even real? Like, one minute he’s joking around and talking about getting laid or getting another tattoo or turning off his hearing aids so he didn’t have to listen to Robin and then he goes and does something like this. His boyfriend decided to use his money to pay for his surgery.
Robin tried clearing his throat, but his voice was still watery. “W-when did you decide to do this?” Robin asked.
Julien gave him a sly grin. “The first time you mentioned you didn’t like that you couldn’t complete your transition,” he said.
Robin’s eyes widened. “T-that was over two years ago.”
“And you say I don’t listen.”
Robin nodded his head slowly and leaned against Julien’s chest. “This doesn’t even seem real. I mean, it’s your money and this just- it’s so much for you to do for me.”
“It’s our money, Rob, and my old man liked me enough that he wouldn’t care what I did with his money as long as mom didn’t get it,” Julien said, rubbing his hands done Robin’s back in soothing circles. “But it is real, and I’ll be with you every step of the way. I’ve gotta make sure my boyfriend gets the best dick he can get.”
Robin snorted and bumped his head against Julien’s chest, but didn’t say anything.
“Happy birthday, Rob,” Julien whispered, placing a soft kiss against his boyfriend’s head.
Robin swallowed and smiled. “Thanks, Julien,” Robin smiled softly.
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I was tagged by schrodingers-human (thank youu :3)
Hit shuffle on your ipod, phone, itunes, media player or whatever and write down the first ten songs. Then pass it to ten other people. There’s only one rule and it’s pretty important so listen up: you can’t skip songs.
1. Avalanche - Walk the Moon
2. Death Valley - Fall Out Boy
3. Heroes - Alesso
4. I Bet My Life - Imagine Dragons
5. Geronimo - Sheppard
6. Still The One - One Direction
7. Pokemon Theme Song
8. Wings - Little Mix
9. Wings of Freedom (Attack on Titan) - Amanda Lee
10. Imagination (Haikyuu!!) - Amanda Lee
I tag: puellaprocrastination, echo-fall, midnightcityreddeer, baka-tsundere, ouranjunkie, illuminicite-lights, tobiyolo-kun, miikoshiiba, and mcgardensass
ouranjunkie replied to your post:i really really wish I could just stop existing....
I feel the same way today. Can I offer you a virtual hug? I know it’d help me. Let’s try again, okay? We can get through the bad feelings together, if you want
Thank you friend... seriously, it means a lot. virtual hugs are definitely accepted. together's a good way to work through stuff
