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Mum: Congradulations to my sister for getting her car!
Me: you spelled Congratulations wrong.
Mum: That's all you got out of that?!
Me: Hey, we are all excited she has a car but that is no excuse for improper spelling.
Me: someone call the burn unit, we have a victim.
Mum: Screw you.
Me: You better ask for the cheque, you just got served.
I'm okay by the way, whiplash and a few bruised ribs
Car is okay. Weather is shit.
I will never be the same again...
This week is like a bad acid trip, when is it over... Wasin an accident, slowly piecing the events together now... I think it's bedtime...
Hey I’m the new girl, check out my dog.
Max Carver - Wolf Watch
Fem!fc for Sammy, ideas?
I want her opposite of him so she would be tiny and skinny like a streak of nothing...
WHO DID IT! WHO DID THE THING.
WHO TURNED SAMMY INTO A GIRL! How the hell is he going to show his face in public now?
IM BACK BITCHEZZZZZ!
[language] "...I'm pleased to be back..." [Thank you, you are free to go]
Someday sam is just gonna be like
"Sam, you got demon in you." Excuse you, I am a prince and demons are too beneath me. They are beverages, that is all. [then he walks away all flawless like a gazelle.]
