HOUSE INSPIRED STARTERS
You're being an idiot.
36 vicodin and change for a dollar
The only symptom was pain
I hoped that I was dying
You feel cheated by life, so now you wanna cheat the world.
What makes you think I'm so much better than you?
We live with dignity. We can't die with it.
Yeah yeah yeah, what's the damn idea?
Two pills?
Does it matter?
I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think.
You hired me to get into my pants?
That's a law of nature and you defied it.
You worked your stunning little ass off.
You could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff.
Gorgeous women do not go to medical school, unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful.
But you are damaged, aren't you?
That son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.
That's kind of screwed up.
Why would you lie?
I never lie.
Got change for a dollar?
And you are very bad at whatever it is you do.
Please write that down.
Why does my signature look so girly?
Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun.
You are not a very nice doctor, are you?
You don't even know me.
Men should grow up.
I just don't like being told what to do.
It's killing me.
I think your tie is ugly.
Which makes my idea ten times better than yours.
I didn't phrase it quite that way.
Is weird some new euphemism for sexy?
So a woman can't express her interest in sex without it being some sort of professional power play?
Yeah and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not going to happen.
I wonder if that's significant.
Ergo, me right, you wrong.
That smugness of yours is really is an attractive quality.
[thank you. It was either that or get my hair lightened.]
I'm not talking about you.
You will lie, cheat, and steal to get what you want but you can't kiss a little ass?
You know, it wouldn't hurt for you to be wrong every now and then.
Well you'd be wrong.
If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself.
Hi. Bye.
Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again.
What are you, eight years old?
I'm not tough, I'm vulnerable.
Does anybody believe anything you say?
Like I always say, there's no “I” in team. There's a “me” though, if you scramble it up though.
Everybody knows what's wrong with me. What's wrong with you is much more interesting.
Why are you doing this? It's not going to keep you out of jail.
I'm guessing you weren't exactly Mr. Sunshine, even before your leg was messed up.
I said I was an addict. I didn't say I had a problem.
I've been alienating people since I was three.
