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Does your library charge overdue fines? If you don't, I have questions for you!

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Public librarians
Does your library charge overdue fines? If you don't, I have questions for you!
Issues, I've Got
Man [to librarian]: "Hey, little lady, I have an issue with my account. I owe you some money for some books I checked out like three years ago, but I don't want to pay." [frowns]
should i be brave and check my library bill
Also, be warned that penalties for overdue books have skyrocketed to fifty cents per day, and, after thirty days, jaw mutilation.
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